… thinks to herself, “Not allowed to stab her, not allowed to stab her, not allowed to stab her…”
This picture is the latest one released courtesy of HBO, and we love it! Great pic, great look by the “Amazin’” Maisie Williams. And what is Sansa thinking, exactly?
This is what we’re asking you, valiant Winter Is Coming readers! It’s time for:
The WiC First Semi-Annual Caption Contest! What do you think the caption for this picture should be? Just jot it down, and in a few days we’ll choose the top three and add them to the front page of this post.
What do the winners get? A date with Emilia Clarke?!
No! You get nothing! Aside from awesomely cool bragging rights, and our love, and really, what else is there? You can’t buy love, people. This prize is beyond scope.
So… go!
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257 Comments
“And that’s what I think of Lemon cakes!”
CyanQuote Reply
“Please tell me you didn’t go and start a ruckus by bringing up the Tea Party at court today.”
furreverQuote Reply
Astabbedbitchsays, “What?”
NealQuote Reply
Hi-res version of the image: http://i.cdn.hbo.com/assets/images/homepage/2011/february/series/game-of-thrones/021011-ep03-arya-knife-in-table-1920.jpg
NinepennyQuote Reply
Stick them with the pointy end…
FieldsQuote Reply
“Knife or poison? Knife or poison? Knife or poison?”
NinepennyQuote Reply
Wanna dance?
SyleonQuote Reply
Oh, so THIS isthe pointy end!
WingQuote Reply
“So, Joffrey…”
icemangigerQuote Reply
“I’m praying for ya, sis.”
Maxwell JamesQuote Reply
Stick ‘er with the point end…
GaRQuote Reply
*pointy
Seriously. WTB edit button. >_<
GaRQuote Reply
“Archmaester Rigney was right, dammit, history is a wheel, and the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging!”
SaithkarQuote Reply
“I wish Jon would tell me how to use this. I hate you.”
Question:
Are we limited to only one post!?
If so I’ll probably have to think of a better one.
tokelazorQuote Reply
“Dessert is Coming.”
MegothQuote Reply
I wonder if anyone would notice if she just ‘disappeared’
Also it appears that the handle of the knife has a direwolf head on it, nice touch.
ATQuote Reply
“If I have to listen to you go on about how handsome Joffrey is again, I swear, I’ll stab myself”
RobQuote Reply
Stop it Arya, you know Father does not like you playing 5 Finger Fillet at breakfast!
MormegilQuote Reply
“Say hello to my little friend”
RobQuote Reply
Sansa: I’m telling you, it’s true! Pressure from the publishers has forced George to scrap ADwD and rewrite the entire series as a paranormal romance between you, vampire-wight Jon and Joffrey the Dothraki werewolf. But don’t worry, it’s not all bad. Stephanie Meyer’s been signed on to help adapt the new novels for screen– GoT will go ahead anyhow!
Arya: *stabs fruit*
Steve Hugh WestenraQuote Reply
” How did I get STUCK! with her for a sister ?”
obsidianQuote Reply
Hey, this is not my office! The plane! The plane! Crazy for coco puffs. tricks are for kids.
Saso AlaufQuote Reply
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
TyQuote Reply
“So I thought A Dance With Dragons was due about now, what about it George?”
KnurkQuote Reply
Winner right here.
GaRQuote Reply
” Of course I’m going to eat my peas off my knife..forks haven’t been invented , yet. ”
obsidianQuote Reply
“Actually, this IS the way to hold a knife.”
Critical GeekQuote Reply
One more word concerning Lady and I swear to put Lord Bolton’s skinning lesson to good practice.
TysnowQuote Reply
“Ok Sansa, your needlework versus mine!”
DendasGarrettQuote Reply
“The Tickler, Joffrey, Cersei, Raff the Sweetling…Sansa…”
HollyoakQuote Reply
“We’re nothing alike. Maybe I am a bastard like Jon…”
sareetaQuote Reply
“You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!”
TylerQuote Reply
Tyler,
“Thats not a knife, that’s a spoon.”
“Oh, well I seen you’ve played knifey spoony before!”
SyleonQuote Reply
“Hey Bishop, do the thing with the knife..”
TastesLikeTheSeaQuote Reply
“How could things possibly get worse?”
MiraxQuote Reply
Syleon,
Touché.
TylerQuote Reply
‘Nymeria can dig a shallow grave very quickly.’
Tyrion’s ScarQuote Reply
Valar Morghulis sweet sister.
#2Quote Reply
“Someone carved their initials into this table…. It says R+L=J — what do you think that means??”
spacechampionQuote Reply
“What did you say about Justin Bieber, biatch?”
TastesLikeTheSeaQuote Reply
XD
Steve Hugh WestenraQuote Reply
“Call me Arya Horseface ONE MORE TIME!!!”
MoshQuote Reply
You going on about Joffrey is worse than listening to Aguilera’s version of “The Star-Spangled Banner”
MikeQuote Reply
I will NOT let you beat me at Fruit Ninja!
OllieQuote Reply
“Come to think of it, Sansa’s dress seems much more late-Renaissance era than the medieval garb I usually picture her wearing in my head.”
Lord Ned’s HeadQuote Reply
…..some folks call it a Kaiser blade…..I call it a Sling blade……..now pass the biscuits and mustard…..
Neal gets my vote. I laughed out loud when I finally figured out what the comment said.
TQuote Reply
This is my knife. Don’t make me get my Needle.
LexQuote Reply
“Arya, please pass the fru– NOOOOO!”
bunderantQuote Reply
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
JFQuote Reply
“Sing your pretty song, Sansa, I’m gonna go slit someone’s throat.”
NicoleQuote Reply
“… and their eyebrows are different f***ing colors.”
victarionQuote Reply
Why so serious?
GrimtuesdayQuote Reply
Lol…I love these….
“Now the voices are talking about blood. Ooooh, the voices are funny! Funny voices!”
“Mine is BIGGER than yours.”
“Gods damned vegetarian…”
“The rest of your lunch money, bitch. Let’s have it. Now.”
TalQuote Reply
We have a winner! LOL!!!
EdQuote Reply
If you tease me one more time, I swear the finish on the wall will never be the same.
digdougQuote Reply
” If I hear you humming The Bear and the Maiden Fair one more time…”
obsidianQuote Reply
“What do you mean ‘they got Shia Labeouf to play Jon’…”
BrendanQuote Reply
“Who’s up for a game of 5-finger fillet?”
AndrewQuote Reply
Im going to stab you like this. “Just So”
Jason LynnQuote Reply
“…the mountain, the hound, raff the sweetling, the tickler, joffrey, cersei, the kingslayer, sansa…”
KingthlayerQuote Reply
“You tell me who wrote this story, and I’ll show you a dead man.”
reedgirlQuote Reply
Arya: “Is Arya Stark gonna have to knife a b***h?”
CroccifixioQuote Reply
The things I do for pudding….
or possible
Valar Cake-ghulis
DargonsFTWQuote Reply
Gods, is that, the fat fuckin tomcat behind you!?
My two favs:
The DarkStarQuote Reply
Sansa: “Hey stop playing with your knife!”
Arya: “You talkin’ to me?”
The Young WolfQuote Reply
“This is my knife. There are many like it but this one is mine.”
“I wonder how you would look as a rug.”
A.
AthenaeQuote Reply
“For my first trick, I’m gonna make this knife disappear”
MoshQuote Reply
you know what, Sansa, I hope you end up marrying that hideous dwarf Lannister instead of your darling Prince Joffrey!
OneTooFreeQuote Reply
“One more time Sansa and I swear… Right in the Joffrey!”
OR
Arya: “Hmm no blood oranges?… Well one out of two aint bad.”
Ser HedgeknightQuote Reply
I swear, if they have an “Arya-gate” winter-is-coming.net is going to get it.
Phoenix_tornQuote Reply
What did you say? Something about “I should shut up about Joffrey before I end up wearing this thing in my fucking eye?”
Josh ParkerQuote Reply
Ser Hedgeknight,
ok lets get this totally correct here.
the official caption for this pic should def be : ser gregor, dunsen, polliver, raff the sweetling, the tickler and the hound, ser amory, ser ilyn, ser meryn, king joffrey, queen cercei, sansa. valar morghulis!
mattQuote Reply
on a side note, when they realease a trailer for season 2 they seriously need to have it end with arya going to sleep at night in harrenhal whispering those names …. how amazing would that be :-O
mattQuote Reply
“If I could just get this knife out of the table you’d be in REAL trouble…”
Ser HedgeknightQuote Reply
She has kick ass eye brows.
SyleonQuote Reply
My favourites so far. (In no particular order)
– Astabbedbitchsays, “What?”
– “Dessert is Coming.”
– “Say hello to my little friend”
– “What did you say about Justin Bieber, biatch?”
– “… and their eyebrows are different f***ing colors.”
Ser HedgeknightQuote Reply
“What do you MEAN we’re out of butter?”
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
This is my knife and that is your bun. One is for eating, the other’s for fun.
Josh ParkerQuote Reply
“Yeah? well, my other knife is a fucking sword”
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
“A Knife! Can you believe the prizes that they’re putting in cereal boxes these days?”
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
“Wait, wait…you mean to say you were actually rooting for the Steelers?”
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
While Sansa rambles on about Joffrey, Arya thinks to herself: Arya…Arya…Arya…ARYA! Yeah, that has to work. No way that won’t work! If Hodor can get away with it, why not me? You’re lucky Old Nan is watching, lovely perfect sister of mine, or I would have cut you a little bit by now. If only Jon was still here…
Tar KidhoQuote Reply
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah, blah, blah”
dimensionallyTQuote Reply
“Arya the kinslayer, well its better then Arya horse face“
roelQuote Reply
Say “lemon cakes” again! Say “lemon cakes” again! I dare you! I double dare you, pinkykisser! Say “lemon cakes” one more Seven damn time!
FazilQuote Reply
“Sister or not, I’m THIS close to unfriending you”
LittleGreatJohnQuote Reply
“…and so, Buffy was like, BAM! right in the vamp’s chest… and… oh… oops”
Nigel BradleyQuote Reply
Arya sees. Arya hears. Arya knows.
VrykolakasQuote Reply
Arya: “You said WHAT to Cersei?”
Could I trade in the date with Emilia Clarke for one with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau?
clemintineQuote Reply
Damn. Beat me to it.
OzXaroQuote Reply
So many good ones so far. Here’s a few of mine:
“Come play with me Sansa; forever and ever and ever”
“You didn’t know Loras was gay? BOOM! Roasted.”
“What do you mean killing cats or other small animals is an early indicator of sociopathy?”
“Ever notice how Jayne Poole and I are never together in the same room…?”
Nights KingQuote Reply
“Did I get it? Damn this blindness. How am I supposed to eat?”
OzXaroQuote Reply
I don’t have a clever caption, but these made me lol:
–“… and their eyebrows are different f***ing colors.”
– Astabbedbitchsays, “What?”
Incidentally, I love how the incredibly girly-looking Maise looks so boyish here. She is really amazing.
ElaineQuote Reply
If you wanted to go with turning it into a mock Motivational Poster you could do this:
[caption above the picture]
FEMINISM
[caption below poster]
Statistically you’ll both still die in childbirth
The TicklerQuote Reply
“Oh why do you have to ruin everything Arya. If only my beloved Joffrey were here.”
HBQuote Reply
“Well, allow me to retort. What does Mycah look like?”
I hope further dialog isn’t necessary.
Tywin’s BastardQuote Reply
Sansa: “Wait, that dagger looks familiar… is that a dragonbone hilt? OMFG, YOU tried to get Bran killed?”
Arya: “Muahaha, there’s only room for ONE Stark superchild!”
wrath-of-mathQuote Reply
“Why won’t you let me cut your hair? I’ve been cutting Justin Bieber’s hair for years and he’s always happy with my knife skills!”
Tar KidhoQuote Reply
Arya ponders the deep questions of sister-maiming vs Father’s disappointment.
KatjaQuote Reply
“I can see your point dear sister. Now, let me show you mine!”
DHQuote Reply
bad ass ,I r’s it . . . What do you mean, I sound like a cat?
Ashley BlackwoodyQuote Reply
That’s not a knife…. THIS is a knife.
Dave CQuote Reply
So I hear Ran has the manuscript for Dance…
Ashley BlackwoodyQuote Reply
Here i go:
1) Sister Act King’s Landing: The lemon cake, the sibling’s hate, and the pointy end
2)”I find your lack of faith (in father) disturbing.”
SpartanQuote Reply
Ashley Blackwoody,
¿are u sure?
SpartanQuote Reply
“One of us MUST be a bastard… the question is which one…”
YeekimQuote Reply
“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
Hannah SimsQuote Reply
“So, this is a knife, and this fruit is Lady…”
MorionQuote Reply
Ashley Blackwoody,
I do? Really? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?!
No, Linda and I do not have the MS of ADwD. ;) GRRM has suggested that we should get a copy some time after he’s done with it, so we can continue with The World of Ice and Fire‘s character guide and getting some more historical details down, and I have read the odd chapter here and there, but no, no ADwD MS.
Elio & LindaQuote Reply
Elio & Linda,
Mind you, if it’s Crazy Arya saying it, I may be claiming I don’t have it just so that she doesn’t feed me my liver….
Elio & LindaQuote Reply
So, Sansa, is there gold in the village?
BEKirbyQuote Reply
“To Kill or not To Kill”
o.s.zQuote Reply
Sansa thinking: “she really must practice her needle work”
[Arya happens to be thinking the same thing]
DarwinQuote Reply
Sansa: “Arya, quit carving your name in the table.”
dizzy_34Quote Reply
Don’t stab your sister. Don’t stab your sister. Don’t stab your sister. Hmm I bet I could hit her in the head with one of these fruit…
ogbebabaQuote Reply
Morion,
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BEst one yet!! XDXDXD
CaedesQuote Reply
Elio & Linda,
sure, sure. and next you’ll tell me that isn’t you in the fourth scene of trailer 2 3rd to the right behind that guy….
Ashley BlackwoodyQuote Reply
“I wonder what Lady-chops would taste like . . ”
Eric DeBruinQuote Reply
spacechampion,
Hah!
Actually I think that was supposed to be a “true or false” question!
ChrisQuote Reply
“Arya darling, I thought your dancing lessons involved catching cats, not vivisecting them.”
ChrisQuote Reply
Arya says:
“What? I told ya I’d kill for a glass of whiskey.”
cleganeQuote Reply
Here’s my contribution:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/agentxxii/postergot_sm.jpg
KGQuote Reply
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win… or you have to put up with listening to your sister ramble on about Joffrey.
The Winter RoseQuote Reply
“Why I’m holding this knife with my right hand?”
DennaiQuote Reply
“For you dear sister, winter may come soon”
Kris SnowQuote Reply
this made me laugh so loud i scared my dog.
aaronQuote Reply
“I am your fans, Song Girl.”
MongerelQuote Reply
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die…
Luke-WarmHandsQuote Reply
Sansa: Come now, Arya, put down the knife. It isn’t ladylike
Sansa (Thinking): If I had that knife, I’d be able to avenge Lady
Arya: I don’t care
Arya (Thinking): Must not stab sister Must not stab sister… wait, is that Joffrey over there? Must stab Joffret Must stab Joffrey…
MillyQuote Reply
“I have something to tell you. I’m not right handed either!”
DHQuote Reply
If you can stab a table, you can stab a Lannister.
SteveQuote Reply
Joffrey* ahhhhh, need an edit button
MillyQuote Reply
“Pinky OUT!”
McSherrieQuote Reply
“FaBio, I wanted that date with Emilia.”
Johan SporreQuote Reply
“So what you’re saying is, if I can pull this knife out of the table, then I get to be queen?
“My first act as queen will be to kill all the septas.”
AMHQuote Reply
“I’m old enough to use a knife!”
John BirdQuote Reply
“Looks like the Lady is a tramp….”
ChrisQuote Reply
“Why couldn’t I just have a sister and not four brothers……”
gendry’s hammerQuote Reply
you should really try knitting with my Needle!
DigDougQuote Reply
“Our last summer lasted 15 years!! Every maester from the wall to dorne all agree, and you’re trying to tell me there is no evidence of climate change!!…..believe in your sweet songs, stupid sister.
The DarkstarQuote Reply
arya : that fruit bowl was just too quick for me…
or
arya’s commitment to dancing lessons had taken their toil on her basic knife and fork skills…
miltos YerolemouQuote Reply
“… but you said there would be ice cream.”
prolatrevolQuote Reply
“Wanna see a trick?”
HulumuluQuote Reply
“Fear doesn’t cut deeper than this knife…sister.
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
I’m going to second this one.
sndwurksQuote Reply
“I gonna need a bigger knife.”
Sally ArmstrongQuote Reply
I
CAN’T
WAIT
MUCH
LONGER
FOR
DANCE
TO BE FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!
It’s torture…
BalerionQuote Reply
Arya: “Are you going to eat that pear, sweetsister? Here, let me…..slice it for you.”
Sansa: NO! No, I’m not hungry, you take it. I have a dressmaker appointment anyway.”
Sansa thinks as exiting the room..”that girl gives me the creeps”
OldGranQuote Reply
spacechampion,
I like this one :)
purplejillyQuote Reply
This one made me laugh out loud! Especially in Westeros where women don’t seem to have much luck in general! LOL
purplejillyQuote Reply
miltos Yerolemou,
I like the second one!
purplejillyQuote Reply
Sansa gets a ticket to Arya’s gun and knife show.
PatsyQuote Reply
Ever heard the phrase “Valar Morghulis”? No? Allow me to demonstrate…
Care to be the first Faceless Woman in the House of Black and White?
Canal Cat says: i can haz ur face?
WorkingmanQuote Reply
Sansa: “That knife so doesnt go with the dress….ugh, if thats a dress.”
the little fingerQuote Reply
Arya: “I am alone with the voices in my head, giving me a list of all who should be dead”
Sansa: ” did you say something Arya”
Arya: nevermind.
I think those are song lyrics by the way
Luke likelyQuote Reply
Beauty: 15 points.
Courtesy: 13 points.
Sensitivity: 18 points.
Intimidation: 100 points.
Rondinele DomingosQuote Reply
“Hey Sansa, you wanna see me eat the worm out of that dead guys eye?”
mattg_20Quote Reply
- What do you think to do with that knife?
- I already did …
- Fuuuu …
Rondinele DomingosQuote Reply
This one is my favourite.
JeremyQuote Reply
Jeremy,
Whoa, something went funny there. My kingdom for an edit button. Trying again.
JeremyQuote Reply
So… what about knitting?
Rondinele DomingosQuote Reply
And when I call it always says: “Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up biaaaaaaaaaaatch? Leave it at the tone.”
*Stabs the table*
Seph88Quote Reply
Haha, some of these are awful, but some of them are awfully great :-)
NicoleQuote Reply
If I had not seen her naked, swore that she was a man.
Rondinele DomingosQuote Reply
AbendsternQuote Reply
Arya: “Tell me again how this is’nt like it happens in the stories…please”
Crotalidian (Paul)Quote Reply
“Oh Sansa, do tell me more about this haystack.”
digtastikQuote Reply
DH,
Awesome Princess Bride reference. Some of these are pretty good (although granted most are pretty bad). Note that I say this without offering a quote of my own, because I don’t think I can beat, “If you can stab a table, you can stab a Lannister.” Sounds like that line out of Dodgeball…
Zafri MollonQuote Reply
Arya: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the knife again
Sansa: Again? You neve-
[Stab!]
Or
I liked the motivational poster idea. How about
[above] Siblings
[below] You’ll still have another 3 1/2
Or
The Journey South: 1 Direwolf Pup
“Dancing” Lessons: 1 Golden Dragon/week
Kicking your sister’s ass: Priceless
Nights KingQuote Reply
New post at HBO site:
http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/2011/2/11/official-pronunciation-guide-for-game-of-thrones.html
furreverQuote Reply
TastesLikeTheSea,
Aliens reference. I love it.
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
Awesome. Although I’m a little disappointed Asshai isn’t pronounced ASS-high.
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
Tom Hilton,
What?
Teer-ee and then Tie? Isn’t it the same stem? “Ty-insert lannister name here-”
How about Tytos? is it TIE-toss or TEE-toss?
Tygett? Tyrek?
Found it funny.
CaedesQuote Reply
FWIW, that’s actually how I heard Tyrion and Tywin in my head. Don’t ask me why I instinctively pronounced the two Ys differently–I just did.
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
I spent an hour polishing that table today.
GummoQuote Reply
“I came here to kick ass and eat lemon cakes…and I’m all out of lemon cakes.”
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
That’s how I pronounced it too. And there are also many instances in English and probably most languages where the pronunciation of a “stem” is changed by what follows it.
Giant -> Girth
Bike -> Bit
Some of that has to do with long vs short vowels but who knows the rules behind the language of origin of these names in the books.
ChrisQuote Reply
Tom Hilton,
Perfect
NicoleQuote Reply
On the subject of the Pronunciations. anyone else find the Tommen one weird?
Tommen Baratheon – TAH-min Buh-RATH-ee-un
I always saw it as TOH-men. Anyone else?
Crotalidian (Paul)Quote Reply
Off topic, but there’s a brief quote by Sean Bean in Digital Spy about the violence in GOT. He mentions one of his friends being stabbed in the eye… Jory?
fake-o name-oQuote Reply
Crotalidian (Paul),
I thought TAH-min…but I heard his last name as Bear-uh-THAY-on, so that one’ll take some getting used to.
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
That does seem a bit odd, I too say TOH Men, most of the rest (inc Tywin and Tyrion) are pretty close to what I say.
Asshai I would never have pronounced it like that and it seems Maisie Willilams (and me sometimes*) are pronouncing Arya incorrectly.
*I tend to swap between ARE Yuh (as in Are you underfoot?) and Ah ree Ah.
MormegilQuote Reply
Seriously, Sansa. ……….. What with all the trouble we Starks have, all you can think about is “Does this dress make my butt look fat?”
agalatorsQuote Reply
Luke-WarmHands,
Hahahahaha!
Tom HiltonQuote Reply
I’m wondering if it is a mistake and should be an ‘o’ instead of an ‘a’.
Raynette SchroederQuote Reply
Mostly how I’ve always pronounced them, but with a few unpleasant surprises.
1. I do not like Are-yuh. I much prefer AR-ee-ah. Thankfully, Maisie said it my way in her Artisans video. Not sure what we’ll hear in the show…
2. I do not like TI-rul, I think Ti-RELL sounds way more like a noble house.
3. Gre-GOR? I prefer GREG-or.
4. Worst of all, is the Ser = SAIR. I really hope they don’t call everyone SAIR in the show (SAIR Jaime Lannister, SAIR Gregor Clegane, SAIR Barristan, etc.)
LexQuote Reply
It’s also interesting that some of these “official” pronunciations are totally different to the way GRRM himself pronounces them (e.g. Cersei and Dothraki).
LexQuote Reply
fake-o name-o,
I’m pretty sure that means Jory doesn’t die that episode (or Sean would have commented on seeing his friend die, rather than lose an eye), which goes against the books. Speculation on Westeros is that either Jory dies later during the slaughter of the Northmen when Ned is taken prisoner, or Jory is goes with Beric to hunt down Gregor, and takes on the role Harwin does in the books by being the one to recognize Arya when she meets the Brotherhood Without Banners.
spacechampionQuote Reply
Now I’m worried about the Ser/Sair thing. SAIR-gate!
Try saying it out loud. SAIR Jaime, SAIR Loras, SAIR Gregor… it sounds ridiculous. I really hope it’s not like that in the show…
LexQuote Reply
fake-o name-o,
Digital Spy seems to be really pushing the ‘GoT is really violent!’ angle to try to stir some controversy. A bit lame, to be honest. Compared to ROME or TRUE BLOOD, I doubt GoT will be that outrageous in that regard.
Adam WhiteheadQuote Reply
Nice dress, such a lovely shade of blood orange.
the goatQuote Reply
“Prince Joffrey *tap* pushed past me today *tap-tap* and almost knocked me into the water well. *tap-tap-tap*. You’re lucky I left ‘needle’ behind or your lovely Prince would be with one less hand for you to fondle.” *slices open a pear in one stroke*
Catherine Henry-GreskovicQuote Reply
I don’t get angry, I get stabby.
the goatQuote Reply
Mostly the way I pronounce them. I’m not worried about SAIR. To me, it’s not an important aspect. One thing I find quite funny. Lys = LICE. I had always gone with a softer “LISS” or “LESS” or something therof. Makes the poisen Tears of Lys put a really funny image in my head ;)
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
“I freakin’ DARE you to tell Septa Mordane…”
Also, anyone else think Maise looks like a mini Cote De Pablo/Ziva David from NCIS in this picture?
Tom Hilton gets my vote with the “all out of lemon cakes quote” That was awesome.
Chicago ChrisQuote Reply
“Why do you anger me so, dear sister? I do not care for your prince or your stories. Leave me in peace and I promise not to braid your hair with my ‘needle’ when you sleep next.”
Catherine Henry-GreskovicQuote Reply
spacechampion,
I’m pretty sure if you get stabbed in the eye that you can die from that. Since he says ‘friend’ I would assume that it is indeed the incident we are thinking of in KL.
NicoleQuote Reply
Nicole,
Yes, you can. I just thought it odd he didn’t say he saw his friend die. Now knowing the context (discussing violence in the story) that would not exclude the character dying then too.
spacechampionQuote Reply
spacechampion,
I have to say I hope you’re wrong. I was pleased that it seems Jory will be very much a foreground character, so that the audience would be properly shocked by his death. It changes that meeting rather a lot if he’s not killed. Of course I’m sure whichever way they decide to do it will still work, but I’d rather see things happen as in the book.
ShinyteapotQuote Reply
I channel Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels on this one:
Arya: They’re armed.
Sansa: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Arya: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster… what do you think they’re gonna be armed with? Knives, you tit!
Or…
Arya: A little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f***-off shiny ones. [smacks knife on table] Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S*** ‘em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Bows for show, knives for a pro.
Sansa: Arya, is there something we should know about you?
RicardoQuote Reply
One question… if you ask by what is sansa thinking… why everybody answer what Arya is saying? XDDDD
my guess: “she is looking at me like this for my new hairdress, or because I told to Cersei all about father?… nah! should be the hair thing…”
DashQuote Reply
Shinyteapot,
I also hope they stick to the books as much as possible, but with the amount of shocking deaths we are certain to see (Robert, Ned, Viserys & Drogo in this season alone), I wouldn’t be too torn up about it. Plus, if he takes Harwin’s role with Beric that’s one less actor to hire. Thus, more $ to spend on dragons, wigs, eyebrows, etc…
the goatQuote Reply
“That’s just like you Arya, you can’t even hold your knife the correct way”
Famous last words
jjsQuote Reply
“The Imp. He was THIS tall.”
MegothQuote Reply
Love that one! So Arya and Sansa. Love the moment. Not going to contribute to captions, although at one time that was my speciality. I lost it a couple of years back when my favorite forum as blown up by a girlfriend’s pique.
SekhmetQuote Reply
Knife: 2 crowns
Repairing the Table: 4 crowns
The Look on your Sister’s Face: Priceless
TQuote Reply
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale.
Fat Sword of DoomQuote Reply
Sansa,you want a dance lesson? and Hmm,Father said no stabbing,he said nothing about slitting…
Vic SageQuote Reply
I’ll stick HER with the pointy end.
Wyatt DornQuote Reply
Hodor
AndreaQuote Reply
And you all thought I was LEFT handed ha ha ha ha ha
NickQuote Reply
On which theme, here’s an imaging of the climactic scene from book 7, in the style of ‘The Princess Bride’
Arya: You are wonderful.
Jaime: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
Arya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Jaime: Then why are you smiling?
Arya: Because I know something you don’t know.
Jaime: And what is that?
Arya: I… am not left-handed.
[Moves her sword to her right hand and gains an advantage]
Jaime: You are amazing.
Arya: I ought to be, after 20 years, George writes at a deliberate pace
Jaime: Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.
Arya: Tell me.
Jaime: I’m not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand where it bounces off the stump and falls to the ground. Arya runs him through. Drum roll. Chorus of happy dragonlets. Curtains.]
NickQuote Reply
I’m crying :,D
DomQuote Reply
“Sansa my sister, I’m going to show you the basics of using the pointy end.”
OR
“You’re made of water, Sansa. Do you want me to prove it?”
Okay, I think I need to re-read my GoT. XDDD
aschen heavenQuote Reply
“Oh, it’s great to live the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo kniiiiiiiiife.”
saellysQuote Reply
Okay, my top 3 favorites in order with 2 honorable mentions:
1. from Victarion: “… and their eyebrows are different f***ing colors.”
2. from Megoth: “Dessert is Coming.”
3. from DargonsFTW: “The things I do for pudding….”
and… they’re silly but I laughed out loud:
4. from TastesLikeTheSea: “What did you say about Justin Bieber, biatch?”
5. from Josh Parker: This is my knife and that is your bun. One is for eating, the other’s for fun.
RicardoRIQuote Reply
“I will just stab her in the hand and pay the consequences”
GregoQuote Reply
Talk trash about my Needle work again, then you’ll see how much i have improved DEAR sister.
JensenQuote Reply
“Are you not left handed?”
gendry’s hammerQuote Reply
This contest really would be better with a date with Emilia Clarke as the prize.
JQuote Reply
“I hope you ****ing mary a dwarf!”
Not importantQuote Reply
Sansa the stuck up, about to get stucked up.
MerQuote Reply
J,
Almost anything would be better with a date with Emilia Clarke as the prize. Right? Not that I’d be able to participate or anything (I doubt my girlfriend would approve).
Zafri MollonQuote Reply
“Really want to stab…. no wait, if I kill her I have to marry Joffrey!”
“I never want you to come to any harm, dear sister.”
ShinyteapotQuote Reply
If you would take a girl’s life, you owe it to her to look into her eyes and hear her final words
BridgeQuote Reply
“whatchu talkin bout willis”
JaysefQuote Reply
Best!
WingQuote Reply
Wing,
I also strongly vote for this one. Totally the best.
Cutter Allen KilgoreQuote Reply
Yes
Fat Sword of DoomQuote Reply
*pounds Knife on the Table*
“Why Emilia’s number?!!”
Phantomwriter05Quote Reply
She can not read my mind… but can kick my ass…
Rondinele DomingosQuote Reply
All stitch-work and no dancing lessons make Arya..something, something.
Ryan24Quote Reply
Sansa: Oh, Joffrey is so wonderfull – He’s so tall and handsome and strong – and, and those curls, how golden they are…why are you looking me like that, Arya?
TommiTQuote Reply
“Who’s scruffy looking?!”
Jesse KlickQuote Reply
Was this a caption, or just a statement?
WingQuote Reply
“Hey Sansa! D’ya wanna if I can balance this knife?”
WingQuote Reply
Wing,
That’s: “Hey Sansa! D’ya wanna bet if I can balance this knife?”
WingQuote Reply
I know what you’re thinking Sansa. You’re thinking ‘Is she trying to distract me with that knife so that Nymeria can steal my lemon cake or is she really annoyed enough to stab me?’ Well, to be honest, I’m not so sure myself. So you’ve got to ask yourself one question: do you feel lucky, Sansa? Well, do ya, punk?
ValoisQuote Reply
testing
purplejillyQuote Reply
How do I get an avatar to show up here?
purplejillyQuote Reply
purplejilly,
If you’re connected to Facebook or Twitter your avatar there shows up here, at least that’s how it works for me.
Johan SporreQuote Reply
purplejilly,
I had to go to a website called gravatar or something, and upload one there. It shows up here if you use the same email address here.
LexQuote Reply
Arya: “Oh, there it is again…that feeling that someone is watching us… Ever since that weird-looking bard Martin visited us, it’s like I’m never alone anymore.”
Sansa: “Yes, I know what you mean. It gives me the creeps. As do you, little sister, please let go of the knife!”
Tar KidhoQuote Reply
“SILENCE! I’ll kill you!”
David DufwekeQuote Reply
Arya: So you really don’t think Arcade Fire could win album of the year?
Sansa: Haha, you’re such a child. Even your stupid “dancing master” knows that Arcade Fire could never win Album of the Year.
Arya: Yes they could!
Sansa: You’re so stupid, I wish I had Lady instead of a sister!
(dead silence while staring daggers at each other. Eventually, Arya grabs knife, stabs into table and says…)
Ayra: Nice dress. Such a lovely shade of blood orange.
Sansa: Huh!?
SPLOOSH!!
the goatQuote Reply
” I’m lucky Dad is somewhere around here watching us ….. I hope !!”
Elaine Silvia DiasQuote Reply
And we have a winner!
CacovskyQuote Reply
Hollyoak,
Definitely my favorite!
dingoQuote Reply
Joffreys not the only one with a prick for you
durwoodQuote Reply
Keep it up sister. Nymeria would swallow you whole.
Stephanee HargettQuote Reply
Ayra: Why so serious?
gonzoQuote Reply
My top vote goes to the Aliens reference, which is awesome. Tied for my second place vote are Han Solo and The Joker. (What can I say? I’m a sucker for cleverly used movie quotes.) Gold in the village, R+J, and lemon cakes all get an honorable mention.
Oh, silly Sansa and her lemon cakes.
JDQuote Reply
A slap to the face, a kick to the rump. You better start screaming because here I come!
DelrachnidQuote Reply
“What should I remove first? The eyes or the nose?”
KelfkaQuote Reply
Arya: What’s square, soft, and full of holes?
Sansa:
Arya: A sponge…Sansa, what the hell is wrong with you?
DelrachnidQuote Reply
Delrachnid,
Sorry, html tags killed it.
Arya: What’s square, soft, and full of holes?
Sansa: (screams)
Arya: A sponge…Sansa, what the hell is wrong with you?
DelrachnidQuote Reply
Arya: All your cake are belong to us
Sansa: For great justice
DekarQuote Reply
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