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Saturday’s GoT Laughs: D&D

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After last week’s break to celebrate the 3 years of WiC.net with the exactly 1,000th post, the laughs are back. Found on Tumblr of Thrones (originally from Fantastique Collective). Could it be?

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  1. sjwenings
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 3:52 am | Permalink

    (First!)

    Lol! I could see that. Though they are doing season 2, now.

    I was somewhat anticipating a few follow up pics to flesh out this theory, but it works.

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  2. alex
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 3:54 am | Permalink

    you know … this has crossed my mind a couple of times. well, good thing we know who they are. now all we need to find out is where their kids go to school :D

    [[ how creepy is that on scale of 1 to 10? 1 being nice old Maester Lewin and 10 being Ramsay Bolton]]

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  3. ralia
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 4:17 am | Permalink

    I knew it!

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  4. Ivan Popić
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    I think we are onto something there :D

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  5. Simone ITA
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 4:38 am | Permalink

    alex:
    you know … this has crossed my mind a couple of times. well, good thing we know who they are. now all we need to find out is where their kids go to school :D

    No…now all we need to find out is: where do whores go? ;)

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  6. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    Of course they did!

    Just found this the other day:

    Shae haters are isolationists
    http://i40.tinypic.com/2iitkjq.jpg

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  7. Flóra Ballabás
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    Ah, the Evil Plan… I could definately see that :D

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  8. sjwenings
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    the goat: Shae haters are isolationists
    http://i40.tinypic.com/2iitkjq.jpg

    Ahaaah! Pretty good.

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  9. clemintine
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    This was originally made by the Fantastique Collective by the way. Just giving credit where it’s due!

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  10. EvilPicnic
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 8:14 am | Permalink

    alex:
    you know … this has crossed my mind a couple of times. well, good thing we know who they are. now all we need to find out is where their kids go to school :D

    [[ how creepy is that on scale of 1 to 10? 1 being nice oldMaester Lewin and 10 being Ramsay Bolton]]

    [[ I'm thinking a 7]] :p

    the goat:
    Just found this the other day:

    Shae haters are isolationists
    http://i40.tinypic.com/2iitkjq.jpg

    Shae ain’t messing with no broke dwarfs.

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  11. Posted November 26, 2011 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    clemintine:
    This was originally made by the Fantastique Collective by the way. Just giving credit where it’s due!

    that is one awesome Tumblr. The Terry Goodkind-memes are hilarious.

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  12. Sunspear
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Off topic, but I had a random thought the other day.

    If the words of every house are based on their sigil or history, and the Frey’s control an important bridge, does that mean their house words are “You shall not pass!”?

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  13. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Knurk,

    The fact that there are Terry Goodkind memes is an alarm in and of itself. Agree or disagree?

    I know I posted this in the “in production” thread (where it obviously should be posted, dumbass), but its just too perfect not to be re-posted:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/dyx92o.gif

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  14. Posted November 26, 2011 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    the goat,

    oh man, that one was awesome too (though from a different Tumblr).

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  15. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    My favorite theory, to date, is Jaime is Azor Ahai, and Bran is the Great Other.

    Who knows if it’s true or not, but it is an interesting theory. There’s a thread on Westeros.org under the ADWD section titled “Jaime & Bran” that really goes into detail. I’ve read countless other theories, but that one is pretty convincing… even though most Stark/Jon Snow/Dany fans (i.e. pretty much everyone) won’t like it. I think the thread itself is about 15 pages long, so there’s a ton of research on there, but you have to skim over some of the posts. Check it out if you haven’t already. Again, not saying it’s true… just interesting.

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  16. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    Knurk,

    Brotherfucker please,

    did I even say it was from the same tumblr?

    I…will…re-post…when…I…say…re-post.
    And you will know I am Rh’llor, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

    As such:
    http://i40.tinypic.com/2efkfbo.gif

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  17. Guy Incognito
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    sjwenings,

    What theory? They were told by George how the series will end.

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  18. Jason
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    Varamyr Fourskins,

    I can honestly say that not “pretty much everyone” loves Jon and Dany. The Starks? Sure. But Jon Snow and Dany? No. I know of quite a few people who find them both pretty insufferable.

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  19. axia777
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Varamyr Fourskins: favorite theory, to date, is Jaime is Azor Ahai, and Bran is the Great Other.

    Who knows if it’s true or not, but it is an interesting theory. There’s a thread on Westeros.org under the ADWD section titled “Jaime & Bran” that really goes into detail. I’ve read countless other theories, but that one is pretty convincing… even though most Stark/Jon Snow/Dany fans (i.e. pretty much everyone) won’t like it. I think the thread itself is about 15 pages long, so there’s a ton of research on there, but you have to skim over some of the posts. Check it out if you haven’t already. Again, not saying it’s true… just interesting.

      

    This would be AWESOME.

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  20. John
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    Jason,

    Especially Dany after ADWD .

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  21. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Varamyr Fourskins,

    WTF!? Its a Saturday morning thread, but do you really have to act like a child?

    This is not the thread you’re looking for.

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  22. Steve The Pirate
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I reblogged it, I didn’t make it. FantastiqueCollective (http://fantastiquecollective.tumblr.com ) made it- check out their tumblr, they have lots of great stuff. :)

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  23. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Jason:
    Varamyr Fourskins,

    I can honestly say that not “pretty much everyone” loves Jon and Dany. The Starks? Sure. But Jon Snow and Dany? No. I know of quite a few people who find them both pretty insufferable.

    Perhaps. But I think everyone more or less expects them to end up together, and “win” the GoT. Whether that translates to “liking” their characters, I don’t know. But it seems to be a fairly common theory.

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  24. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    the goat:
    Varamyr Fourskins,

    WTF!?Its a Saturday morning thread, but do you really have to act like a child?

    This is not the thread you’re looking for.

    Act like a child? What the hell are you talking about?

    If you didn’t notice, the meme says “What if D&D made Game of Thrones just to become the only fans on Earth to know how ASOIAF ends?”

    That’s what my comment was in reference to… how ASOIAF ends. And this would seemingly be the right thread for that, given the fact that the meme up there specifically mentions the story’s ending. It’s not some random Ned Stark or Jon Snow meme. It’s pretty specific.

    And by the way, I used spoiler tags on my original post, so if it gets reposted without them, that’s not my fault.

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  25. Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    Lol, looks like the Goat is on drugs today.

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  26. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    Granted, my screen name IS pretty childish…

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  27. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Knurk,

    Winter is here, I’m always on drugs.

    Varamyr Fourskins,

    You can’t honestly be this stupid, can you?

    This thread is about jokes, not theories. Like you said, there’s fifteen pages on Westeros on your topic. Go peddle your wares there.

    This thread is for dancing:
    http://i44.tinypic.com/vmxamg.jpg

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  28. Posted November 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Congrats for the 1000th post guys. You’re amazing :)

    the goat:

    The fact that there are Terry Goodkind memes is an alarm in and of itself. Agree or disagree?

    IDK. I DO read Terry Goodkind sometimes, when i feel masochist, because it’s so bad it’s amazing. Maybe those guys do the same (Although I also read the Inheritance Cycle so I can write posts about how bad it is, so maybe I’m not a good mean of comparison)

    Anyway I’m definitively sure THAT is why D&D made the show. It’s the ultimate fan stategy – I think I want to become a professional screenwriter so I can do the same.

    PS:Jason: I can honestly say that not “pretty much everyone” loves Jon and Dany. The Starks? Sure. But Jon Snow and Dany? No. I know of quite a few people who find them both pretty insufferable.

    Well, Jon IS a fan favorite character, although there are many fans who dislike him a lot. He went up in popularity after Dance, and Dany (who wasn’t that popular to begin with) we down. Or you mean them as a shipping couple? As much as I like the character of Jon, I also like fictional messed up relationships in which characters suffer, so I’m kinda okay with it, as long as it not a sue-ish perfect lovestory.
    Why did we started talking about this anyway?

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  29. kg
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    axia777,

    It would go with Jaime’s dream of having a glowing sword and being threatened by the darkness around him.

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  30. Joosteen
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Yikes. Take it easy. A little deviation from a thread is what keeps conversation going. Besides- it is related to discuss theories of the end of the book when the original post somehow relates to it.

    ANyway…..interesting theory. I don’t buy it at face value, of course. But I am intrigued enough to go sniff out the current evidence. Cheers!

    Also, D & D have said they don’t know EVERYTHING regarding the ending. They only know certain directions and such. Maybe what happens to some or most of the important guys- Dany, Jon, and the Starks or something. GRRM is very tight lipped, even with his editor. So if GRRM dies, he takes a lot of it with him. Bugger.

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  31. Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Joosteen: So if GRRM dies, he takes a lot of it with him. Bugger.

    Don’t even THINK that. Don’t!!!

    Anyway, we know they know how the series end and who jon’s mom is. Three people who know = 2 more people we can threat to find out what they know ._.

    clemintine: Fantastique Collective

    okay, i opened that link and i saw this:
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8an9R1rf1qi5zdv.gif
    completey unrelated to today’s topic, but i love it anyway

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  32. Katie
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    the goat,

    Wow, I love how you just throw around insults like that. Relax dude, discussion is discussion. Nothing is that serious. ;)

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  33. Lundy
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    *facepalm* doh! Why didn’t I think of that??? lol

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  34. Tommy
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    Daniel Abrahm knows as well! He’s the one writing the comic.

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  35. kg
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    Hmm … that would mean that Lightbringer gets tempered in either Cersei or Brienne. Both options have such deliciously dramatic repercussions, too!

    Whee! Let’s muddy the mystery even more :D

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  36. miltos yerolemou
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    knowing them a little and working with them a little more i can assure everyone that THATS the ONLY reason they did it!

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  37. kg
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    miltos yerolemou,

    Hahaha we KNEW IT!

    P. S. Hi there!

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  38. the goat
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Katie,

    Fine. I promise I’ll apologize to Varamyr (ugh..) Fourskins tomorrow, but

    miltos yerolemou,
    Not today. (thank you just so much!! a bravura performance!)

    Here’s something to lighten the mood,
    http://i41.tinypic.com/35ji5jm.jpg

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  39. Katie
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    the goat,

    Fair enough. :) On another note, that comic is so cute, pathetic and accurate all at the same time.

    miltos yerolemou,

    We’re all just mad they thought of it first. Of course, there’s the whole being incredibly talented/working in film thing they have going for them, but whatever. I’m going to ignore that in favor of being SUPER JEALOUS, AH GOD WHY DIDN’T I MAKE MY MOVE?? ;)

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  40. John
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 1:36 am | Permalink

    Wait a minute, did Syrio Forel just commented on this site ? EPIC FUCKING WIN .

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  41. the goat
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    When he’s not too busy, he also teaches us how to kill each other with swords.

    Which often comes in handy, though sometimes not.

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  42. kg
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    John,

    Yes he’s a fairly frequent poster :D

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  43. Louisa
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    This thread is… interesting.

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  44. mimi
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    Totally OT:

    So I’m flipping quickly through the ads in my local Sunday paper this morning. Target advertises the Amazon Kindle for $79 with quite a large picture in the ad. I’m not interested, but the book they show on the Kindle immediately catches my eye. The first word I saw was “Tyrion”. Now how often do you see that name in daily life?! Sure enough, a page from ‘Dance’ is shown on the Kindle!

    KEWL!

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  45. the goat
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    Alright! Alright! I give in to your demands! I agree to settle this pointless Blu-Ray/DVD debate using awesome rare Radiohead vids as examples!

    Just please stop undressing me with your eyes for no reason! Its freezing, even in your imagination!

    So first we have “Killer Cars,” an acoustic VHS recording from Japan in 1994.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWH7fBEfbew

    “Wrap me up in the back of a trunk
    Packed with foam and blind drunk
    They won’t ever take me alive
    ’cause they all drive…killer cars”

    Notice how the video quality makes his hair look even more terrible. And there’s an obvious hiss on the audio.

    You can barely hear the awesomeness. No, wait, you can still hear it. Regardless, VHS sucks.

    Next we have another videotape. 1997, Bill Graham Civic in San Fran (my 1st show, woot!) Here is “Banana Co:”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwwCUtqBbY

    “Oh, Banana Co, we really love you,
    and we need you,
    & oh, Banana Co,
    we’d really love to believe you,
    but, everything’s burning down…”

    Marked improvement in video, but the audio is still insufferable. This is when I first realized Jonny was a motherfucking genius, and videotape just ain’t loud enough. VHS still sucks.

    Yay, digital! Next is a handheld cam from 2001 (again Japan). Thom’s solo acoustic masterpiece “True Love Waits:”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGHVpV7V3k

    “I’ll drown my beliefs,
    to have your babies.
    I’ll dress like your niece,
    and wash your swollen feet.
    Just, don’t leave…don’t leave…”

    So digital is obviously > VHS. More pixels = more fun. Especially with a handheld, finally the masses get a chance to be a director.

    Next time, the final battle, DVD vs Blu-Ray!

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  46. EvilPicnic
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    miltos yerolemou:
    knowing them a little and working with them a little more i can assure everyone that THATS the ONLYreason they did it!

    To hijack this thread even more, I’d just like to say thank you to Miltos for Hububb. ‘This is no ordinary town. This is no ordinary tower…’ :D

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  47. miltos yerolemou
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    EvilPicnic,

    you have got to be kidding!!!
    ARGH
    Now thats a blast from the past….thanks so much
    this thread has been well and truly hijacked
    sorry folks
    normal transmission will continue after this break….

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  48. kg
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    I will always have a soft spot in my heart for VHS! I will permit no one to gainsay its world-shattering impact upon history!!!11!eleven!!!

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  49. ICantBelieveItsNotButter
    Posted November 28, 2011 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    Okay so there is this very large GoT Sorority FanBase in the Midwest and pretty much all of us just want to know what Richard Madden’s full birthdate is… If anyone has any guesses let us know :)

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  50. Epic fail
    Posted November 28, 2011 at 2:04 am | Permalink

    kg,

    Huh? A real fan would prefer the superior beta or laserdisc.

    ICantBelieveItsNotButter,

    Some random Porky’s reference.

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  51. kg
    Posted November 28, 2011 at 5:58 am | Permalink

    Epic fail,

    Silly! You can’t RECORD on a Laserdisc. Pshh!

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  52. Posted November 28, 2011 at 6:14 am | Permalink

    ICantBelieveItsNotButter,

    i think he’s 25 (born in 1986), but i don’t know his full birth date and i can’t find it online :)

    ICantBelieveItsNotButter: GoT Sorority FanBase

    I love it. I ever move there, can I join you guys?

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  53. GoT Sorority FanBase
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Elena Amici,

    Sure anytime! Everyone is a nerd, including sorority girls and high school jocks. :)

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  54. Pod4King
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    Lol. I don’t think he told them how it ends, but maybe what characters and events are and aren’t important in the long run.

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