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Saturday’s GoT Laughs: You eat cake or you die

Filed Under: General, Humor

Eddie Izzard is definitely one of my favourite comedians (more cross-overs at the Tumblr of Ice and Fire or Death).

For those who like to follow politics, our reader Morgan King (what a fitting surname!) presents you with another option. In his words: “After all, only one man has the right to the highest seat in the land this year.”

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29 Comments

  1. Mock128
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 4:57 am | Permalink

    Wow. Finally the first

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  2. David
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    Yes! About time I’m da second!

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  3. G_Lee
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    First one: meh
    Second one: Pretty cool!

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  4. ralia
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 6:23 am | Permalink

    First one is lame.

    I like the second one though.

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  5. Andrija Andrew P
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 7:26 am | Permalink

    Considering that I have no frigging idea what the second one is supposed to represent I’ll go with the first one :P

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  6. Posted January 21, 2012 at 8:32 am | Permalink
  7. Posted January 21, 2012 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    OT: but if anyone wants to see some Richard Madden before Season 2 he’s in the BBC adaptation of Sebastian Faulks’ Birdsong which starts this Sunday.

    His Uncle Benjen (Joseph Mawle) is also in it.

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  8. Jose
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 10:40 am | Permalink

    I’d vote for Stannis tbh

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  9. A
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    http://www.riazor.org/winter-is-coming/

    This is an article about Deportivo de La Coruña, an spanish football team that’s currently playing in second division of spanish football league, and its possibilities of ending the first half of the championship in first place and becoming “winter champions”. GOT is all around! :)

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  10. Olisgood
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    Is the trailer out yet???

    When will it be out???

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  11. Lex
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    Love the first one! (you need to know Eddie Izzard for it to be funny)

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  12. Lex
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Here is Eddie’s cake or death bit. :)

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  13. Posted January 21, 2012 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    Lex:
    Here is Eddie’s cake or death bit. :)

    after watching the video, the first pic got funny hahaha
    the second one was good all the way

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  14. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Then give him cake! (*said in menacing voice while wringing hands*)

    Big Izzard fan, and a big GoT fan, so yes, I like this.

    Another great routine (paraphrasing here, because I’m too lazy to look up the exact dialog):

    Conquistador: (plunges flag in ground) I claim this land in the name of Spain!

    Native: But we live here.

    Conquistador: Yes, but do you have a flag?

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  15. Sean
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    So nobody told Eddard that the cake was a lie did they?

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  16. Posted January 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    Lex,

    “Do you have a flag?” lol, thank you!

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  17. Posted January 21, 2012 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    Varamyr Fourskins,

    It was India and the british but Spain works better for me (I´m argentine). “Native americans” is great too.

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  18. Posted January 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    Varamyr Fourskins,

    No, wait, british works for me too!

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  19. Fran Dresher
    Posted January 21, 2012 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    The US actually could use someone like Stannis

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  20. G_Lee
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    Fran Dresher,

    Every nation could use someone like Stannis!

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  21. Olisgood
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:35 am | Permalink

    Where does he stand on gay marriage, abortions and shadow babies?

    But seriously, is it out yet????

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  22. Hear Me Roar
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    Olisgood,

    We guess it’s coming out in a week, on the night of the Luck premiere.

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  23. EvilPicnic
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Oh I love Eddie Izzard! I’m still not sure about these mash-ups in general though, I just don’t think picsfromcoolthingA+wordsfromcoolthingB=doublethecool. And their in-jokiness is probably more alienating to those who don’t get the reference, than it is funny for those that do. In all, not my cup of tea, really. Unless they’re done really well.

    More Izzardy goodness:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU

    And this is just inspiring:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3LSzMRYoyg&feature=relmfu

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  24. ANiceChianti
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    Eddie Izzard and GoT are two of my all-time favorites, so I like this.

    I can see how it wouldn’t work for everyone, though.

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  25. Jen@House Stark
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Hear, hear! Stannis in 2012 – where can I get a bumper sticker?

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  26. Assunta Fiorini
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 11:51 am | Permalink

    Love Eddie Izzard, so didn’t even need the videos to laugh outloud – but they were great too!

    Not even getting into the Stannis for President debate. That’s a pot of wildfire waiting to explode.

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  27. Posted January 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Aw, so glad you like my IceAndFireorDeath! It’s so fun, and I’m crazy excited to start the next batch when the new season airs.

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  28. Franny_Bee
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    Proof that not everything on Tumblr is funny.

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  29. Ricola
    Posted February 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    Hahah! Stannis rules! The Stannis-for-President banner is currently my desktop wallpaper.

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