I normally give you my “blah blah blah” about how the tweets were compiled (@Axechucker, @The_Rabbit01), but I’m not even going to do that right now. Instead I’d like to take the time to say holy BLEEPING HELL PEOPLE SURE DO CURSE A LOT ON TWITTER.
It feels like it’s progressively getting worse.
Or maybe I’m getting old.
Either way, I would like to also take the time and space provided to me to say this post is not intended for children. Not that I think a lot of children read it. Some might. But just in case. You were &$@#ing warned. This Twitter post for the Game of Thrones episode “A Man Without Honor” is rated R. There’s violence, cussing—and a mention of arses!
It was Mother’s Day, so of course we got an appropriate number of holiday-themed comments:
@mwdiddy: Feel bad for Jon Snow on Mother’s Day
@pourmecoffee: I hope the dragons got Daenerys something nice for Mother’s Day.
@FYWinterfell: Catelyn Stark is probably gonna have a less than special Mother’s Day…
@JohnnyCables: Cersei is definitely not getting a Happy Mother’s day card from Joffrey. #incesttweet
The Cogmeister Meistercogger let us know how special this episode would be:
@bryancogman: Tonight on @HBO: a very special Mother’s Day episode of #GameofThrones
And in some non-NFL related news:
@richeisen: You know your wife is watching too much Game of Thrones when she wants a direwolf for Mother’s Day.
It’s good to be Rich. Speaking of rich:
@AlyssCampanella: #AManWithoutHonor. 9 pm. Let’s do this.
She is the smartest Miss USA winner ever!
@JimmyBass2: @AlyssCampanella Just Glad someone besides me enjoys @GameofThrones
It’s just you and Alyssa, dude.
Some people do odd things to prepare for the show:
@heyjulieann: Pre-#gameofthrones constitutional.
@MercifulMalaca: I’m gona watch #gameofthrones drunk and naked i hope no one minds
@_Coolest_Nerd: Who just got Retweeted by #GameofThrones? #ThisNerd!
Us too! What’s cooler?
And what was Talisa doing?
@OonaCC: While you guys are watching #GameOfThrones tonight in the US of A, I will be eating Kit.
(I’m not sure if Sarah had a happy birthday, but Oona sure did.)
(… And Kit probably did too!)
@Ambassador_Curt: If only #OnceUponATime would go off, so we can get back to #GameOfThrones. This show is soooooooo lame.
Have to agree. I can’t stand that show. If it comes on I flee the room. What a colossal waste of Robert Carlyle.
Also, Jared Gilmore makes Hugo Culverhouse look like Lawrence freaking Olivier.
@seth410: 12 people here for my ‘watchin party, but just one bathroom. Talk about a #GameofThrones…
@YgrittetheWild: Taking bets on how many teats we’ll see this week!
@stevelang77: The question on everyones mind 4 minutes before #gameofthrones starts is…will Dinklage hang dong tonight?
Bro, it said partial nudity. You couldn’t have been expecting to see Tyrion’s hodor.
@AzuliaZebleaux: Can we see ANYONE ELSE SHIRTLESS ON THIS FUCKING SHOW?
‘Course. Just look closely whenever a street-level scene of King’s Landing pops up. There are usually like… five or six shirtless dudes.
Oh, what, that doesn’t count?
Screw all of you. Sexist hypocrites.
@MC_NotHammer: #GameOfThrones is on. Thought I’d let you know just in case you are interested in medieval bush.
I’m totally interested in that. Though really, as far as horticulture goes, I’m not sure bushes have changed too much over the years.
So we open at Winterfell—taken by the Ironborn—and we find Theon being Theon.
@TheFlyShyGirl: Idiot Theon time!
@lafemmeluna: Why is Theon still alive?
@Southern_Locs: Theoan starting to be a g
Theoan? That should be Thepwn. Because he’s owning u foolz
@ItsMarypace: JE.LE.DETESTE… Theon Greyjoy, I’ll kill you if I could.
@vivaciousvirgo: Theon just joined Joffrey on my “He gotta die” list.
If he’s pissing you off now, just wait ’til the end of the episode.
@Astrid940: Theon Greyjoy makes king Joffrey look so good.
@IanH987: Greyjoys look like they stink!
@deinemuse: Theon – I won’t hurt them… no I mean I wont kill them… no I meant I wont talk mean to them. I dunno.
@nuclear_pavlova: Theon Greyjoy is just another good reason to dislike Lily Allen.
Fleeing Winterfell, we join Bran, Rickon, Osha, and Hodor!
“Rickon’s nuts” may have been trending, and for two completely different reasons!
@Noozy642: that little bastard loves walnuts more than i’ve ever loved anything
@LyaStark: RICKON HAS LINES! Can’t believe it!
@AKA_Qthulhu: Rickon demands food!
@JennRoseFX: Behold the tv premier of Hodor’s nuts!! @KristianNairn #Hodor
Yes, Hodor got love too.
(He gets a lot of love for a dude with only one line. It’s the delivery!)
@bushwickbelle: gotta love the gentle giant #hodor
@acaitycat: HODOR, SWEET GIANT HODOR
@ghostwriterxx: I need a boyfriend like Hodor…can carry me around and doesn’t say much
@alwinex22: “Hodor *chuckles* Hodor” best line so far.
@TitanConBelfast: @KristianNairn @ArtRickonrockon @IsaacBranFlakes Natalie Tena – that scene rocked. Great Hodoring Hodor!
TITANCON has a lot of love to give. Love them. (Get’cher tickets now!)
Beyond the Wall, we catch up with Jon Snow and his new bestie Ygritte…
@HotMessMandy: Ygritte likes to talk about Jon’s penis. Ok I might like her.
@GeekGirlATX: I’d like Jon Snow to pull a knife on me in the middle of the night.
@samuraisupremo: They should add Jon Snow’s Pants as a location in thecredits, because what’shappening in there is very important lately.
@Jasmino924: Is “bone and stones” the new meat and potatoes?
That’s exactly what they are.
@YaraGreyjoy: It’s important to walk your wildling at least twice a day.
@reecyKup: Ha! Jon Snow needs to just hit that… It’s time.
@SueThePirate: “As if I’d feel sorry for them.” Ha. Suck it, horny bastards.
I felt like Ygritte sort of added that last part to be like, “…Just so you know I’m not a total skank.”
@CeleenPalm: Girl you’re seriously talking about blue balls? I knew you lacked class
@LL_Sequeira: Aw I really want Jon Snow to get laid now. He needs it.
@YaraGreyjoy: Stannis would be proud of Jon’s pedantry.
Stannis would also be proud of your vocabulary, Yara.
Balon? Not so much. Suck it, Ironborn!
@AKA_Qthulhu: Take us to Mordor, Ygritte!
I laughed the most at that one. I don’t know why!
Meanwhile, over at the Garden of Eden…
@HEELSherrod: Things are bright and cheery at Harranhal as usual..
@puppycatromp: Tywin is so sour partly ‘cuz of the fugly icky place he lives. Sweep up! Stop torturing people! Put up some cheery curtains!
@SueThePirate: My god, Gregor Clegane speaks! he can talk!
@lifesamixtape: Holy crap, The Mountain is enormous. #honestnickname
I’m still not bloody impressed. He feels stiff. I don’t see any inner rage. Stevens had rage. (Partly because he was a testosterone-fueled Aussie coont.)
To me, it feels like any quality Dornishman would destroy this new Mountain. And don’t even think to bring You-Know-Who into the conversation. Three-second fight.
@Frah84: The Brotherhood Without Banners!! Beric Dondarrion in da house!! YES YES YESSS
@heyjulieann: I know that feel Arya. I eat and don’t grow either, except for outward.
That gets worse with age, too.
@jaspercoolidge: Lord Tywon & Arya are conjuring memories of Mr. Drummond & Arnold I smell a spinoff
@amarettosaurus: Did Twyin just reference Jonquil? Oh my fangasm.
@DarthCK: “Most girls are idiots” -Arya Stark
@DanielKonikoff: I love you, Arya Stark
@LuvMe247: I think Arya Stark is gonna be a HUGE factor in how all this goes down this season
@NiceQueenCersei: ‘You remind me of my daughter?’ Daddy just insulted us both.
We value your opinion, Nice Queen Cersei.
@edknock: Charles Dance and Maisie Williams killing it in these Tywin/Arya scenes.
@acaitycat: I really do love Tywin, honestly. It’s scary.
@dieslaughing: Harrenhal History Boner.
This was not a sexposition!
@YaraGreyjoy: Tywin just stole Roose Bolton’s “m’lord” line.
Good thing, since Bolton is not at Harrenhal.
At King’s Landing, Sansa encountered the Hound in the halls and—
@HBObiter: Oh Sansa. Shut the fuck up.
What? Speak up! I can’t hear you through all the San/San shippers squealing across the length and breadth of the worldwide web.
Or screaming. Or bleating. Or… something.
@vcav: Sandor and Sansa YES! sansan shippers everywhere are peeing.
@nucleus22: Sansa and the Hound would make a good couple. He needs somebody to love him. LOL!!
@SuperSportGirl: Beauty and the beast
@Rdizzle124: Dog is a fucking machine!
@DFergPR: @lesleyhogben its the eyes. Cold eyes of an evil muthaf*cka.
@SueThePirate: “Killing’s the sweetest thing there is.” Yessss, no Woobifying here of the Hound.
“Woobifying!” It sounds like something furries do. Like it’s foreplay to yiffing.
God, I blame the internet.
@jeffslaney: Serious crush on Sansa Stark
She’s underage! (Totally cool if you are too, I guess.)
Meanwhile in Qarth, Zoro Zohan Ducksauce is having his own problems (and a bitch is one of them)…
@jax1125: Khaleesi needs to hush! Your dragons are gone, you need allies.
@EyezrStarry: Denayres is not tryna hear that!! She wants her Dragons back ASAP!!!
@navi226: Florentine the missing tortoise pales into insignificance compared to missing dragons.
Catching up with the slow-moving Jon and Ygritte once more…
@Adele_Jones1: just like a man to get lost and refuse to ask for directions
@TooBadDiane: More Jon and Ygritte banter please.
@theminesofmoria: Gigglefit. I love Ygritte.
Rose Leslie is crushing it. Ygritte’s not just sexually torturing Jon, she’s also torturing the viewing audience, it seems:
@AM3R1CN: we need a two hour episode at some point please with some actual action scenes. sick of this G rating crap
I can imagine dude sitting in front of the TV and screaming, Git it awn awready!
@NorthRemembers: so glad Rose Leslie is doing a terrific job as Ygritte. My book-Ygritte always looked like Pipi Longstocking but now no longer.
@marcelanfarias: Agora quero #GameOfThrones!!! Igritte e Jonh xD kkkk
Ygritte may or may not have uttered five little words…
@hannahsearson: “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” AAAHH!! SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID IT!!
@Chelsey_Hud: YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW!
@kelseyinrealife: “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” x #ITSBEENSAID
@likeshine: Aaaaand, the first “you know nothing jon snow” of the series has occurred :p
@sarCCastro: I actually cheered when Ygritte said her catchphrase.
@vidge: “You know nothing, Jon Snow” may have just peed my pants in excitement
There was a lot of peeing going on today.
@YgrittetheWild: I think the internet says “You know nothing, Jon Snow,” more than I do.
There was a lot of “You know nothing, Jon Snow” going on today as well.
Meanwhile, at Robb’s camp, the King in the North and Talisa heated it up. With their eyes. Ssssssizzle.
@goddesspharo: Robb Stark’s MO is to smolder.
@CaroJohns84: Robb Stark is muy guapo.
@toleafgirl: Am I the only one who can’t tell Snow and Rob Stark apart?
Well they both have fantastic hair. But yes!
@Jasmino924: I feel like everyone in #GameofThrones can be described as either : gay, incestuous or ‘has got really great hair’.
@BlackTribbles: The Start boys are cute, but they’re stupid. Me no likey.
So the Start boys need to stop?
(I didn’t have anything better than that. Sorry. Quick, five bucks for the best comeback!)
@BinaDouble07: Oh FFS. Talise The Snotty Medic. Almost as annoying as Shae The Funny Whore and Sexposition Ros.
@_Ayers5: This nurse bitch is hot fire
@NiceQueenCersei: Robb Stark is currently eye fucking. So much for war eh? When you can dip your sword in more pleasant places.
NICE QUEENS DO NOT SAY THE “F” WORD.
Back outside of Winterfell, Theon lost the Stark boys’ trail. But Dagmer finds Rickon’s nuts, and he seems to get an idea…
(Wait, isn’t that what Reek did? HMMM.)
Back at Qarth, Ser Jorah returns! Iain Glen has his fans, to be sure.
@politicsismybf: Is there such a thing as a Daenerys and Ser Jorah shipper? Cause I’m definitely one.
@InSilentTears: Why do you scorn him Dany? WHY
@alwinex22: JORAH MORMONT MORE LIKE JORAH FUCK ME MORMONT #notevensorry
@YgrittetheWild: I think I heard a whip crack when @DanyTargaryen_’s head turned to glare at Jorah.
@ilpaesaggista: Calisi was too much of a bitch right there
She’s testy, to be sure. But she’s lost a lot. I’d be testy too!
We go back—once more—to Jon and Ygritte, north of the Wall…
@heyjulieann: Jon Snow is the most lost. The lost-est.
@DapperTrav: John Snow is about to fall for the red head…smh…the power of the box…
@Tlieso: @HBO Ygritte is everything that I hoped she’d be & more.
@CaroReviewsIt: AND where the fuck is Ghost???
GHOST: U DONT OWN ME
@CAPTEARS: Too cold to be fuckin in the snow b
@avakiai_ak47: You sad sad virgin you, Jon Snow.
@FunmbiE: I don’t know if I love this girl for trying to get Jon Snow naked or if I hate her for it…
@harley_summers: The new ginger lass is my new favourite character and no not just cos shes ginger
@acaitycat: Ygritte is fucking brilliant, haters know nothing
There aren’t many haters that I can see!
@Magiz: OMG this redhead. So amazing. John Snow wasn’t ready for her.
@CaroReviewsIt: So Jon Snow is going to come undone by Emma Stone’s doppelgänger?
All redheads are not equal, bro. Emma Stone is talented, charismatic… and maybe half as charming as Rose Leslie. On a good day.
@flawlesstracks: This dude Jon Snow scared of pussy!!!!
@mrashtontaylor: John Snow just got a lesson in women. #thinkaboutit
@awarriorssoul: Poor Jon Snow – she is played him like a game of chutes and ladders
I’ve never thought of the name of that game in sexual terms until now.
So Sansa had a really bad dream that turned out to be only slightly worse than her reality…
@daymanroyster88: Worst. Period. Ever.
@Jasmino924: Pretty sure this is almost every woman’s reaction to their first period
@burjz: I hysterically sobbed when I got my 1st period bc that meant I had 2 be forced in2 a loveless marriage too, Sansa. It ok, grl
@HEELSherrod: Hey…nothing suspicious goin on here with the two women flipping the bloody mattress over…#SayNothing
@aprilglick: Omg. Sansa just became a woman. Oh. Oh no. And Shae is a badass. A bad ass!!
@stranter: All hand maidens should pull a shank like Shae.
@heyjulieann: Surprisingly Shae may be the best handmaiden a girl could ask for.
That is surprising!
@BeautyBrienne: Oh like that’s not awkward at all. Hounds can scent blood.
@DeadRainbows: The Hound is always close at hand when you start menstruating
So Sansa was brought before Cersei…
@RonenNYC: “Joffrey has always been difficult” understatement of the year.
@C0ffee0410: I HATE Cersei Lannister with all my heart, but she is quite gorgeous…
@Crazy__Clarissa: Oh god! Poor girl, I mean who would want Joferry’s kids
@_veritaserum: Ohhh Sansa you poor little Dove.
@RogueBelle: Poor Sansa looks so scared and broken. :(
@mrush353: I feel so bad for Sansa:(
Sophie Turner: gaining every fan that Larry Williams loses.
Throughout the broadcast, a certain name kept surfacing…
@CharlsieESQ: Put Jaime on the screen!
@peasantings: When was the last time Jaime’s been on screen? Like 8 weeks ago?
And then, as if in answer…
@mherr1979: JAIME. FINALLY.
@beng1978: JAIME! YAY!
@mille319: Oh Jaime, I’ve missed you!
@portiagabrielle: I love Jaime
@billiwilliams: JAMIE! It’s been too long
@MaesterPycelle: Glad you remember Alton Jaime cos we don’t :(
Well you’re old. He was just in King’s Landing, dude!
@reginathorn: This guy REALLY looks like Gendry but he’s fanboying Jaime. TOO CONFUSING!
Karl Davies is a tad bit Joe Dempsiesque. If Joe Dempsie had a longer face and wore his hair in a fauxhawk.
(Okay, someone needs to send a memo down to hair-and-makeup and remind them that male hair gel probably did not exist in Westeros.)
@wzawooha: “There’s only one fat Lannister!”
And apparently she’s not married to a Frey and her name is Cinda instead of Genna. Details.
@aprilglick: My mind is actually melting over how good the changes are from the books.
@Frah84: Jaime mentioning Barristan Selmy ALL THE FEELINGS
On one hand I’m glad this sort of reminds the audience about Selmy, and tells me we’re probably getting a Whitebeard. On the other hand, I kind of miss Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning.
So much for the Tower of Joy, eh?
The scene was pretty much brilliant though. Props to Coster-Waldau and Davies.
@Jennarata: Jamie learned that from Oz.
@Trgilly: I’ve come to realize nothing good ever happens on #gameofthrones
@Dai_Kitty: That was super not in the book but I actually like it haha
@thelastdisciple: WHOA WHOA WHOA
@JrrdWllms: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
@keity_rich: Oh shit!
@danielle17dst: I knew it @mswinbk! I knew this poor kid was a goner!!!
@omgclara: Fucking hell, Jamie Lannister went full Jack Bauer.
I think you have to be screaming something to technically be considered Full Jack Bauer.
@markduffy1980: Some freaky shit on #GameofThrones tonight
@C0ffee0410: Jamie Lannister isn’t one ounce of shit.
@Ms_Rena: I see that sister fucker Jamie Lannister continues to be a evil piece of shit
@reecyKup: The Lannisters are evil people!
@MaesterPycelle: #OM7H Jaime you’re supposed to bang your relatives not kill them. *facepalms*
@NickARoth: Oh Jaime Lannister you sneaky bastard
@andressaholiday: Jaime you are a really good person
@BigDamnHerosSir: So, Season 1 we clung to the books. Season 2, we decided to discard them?
Wait for it…
Waaaaaaait for it…
@BigDamnHerosSir: Wait. Nevermind. I think there was a Kingslayer escape in the books. He kills the Karstark boys, doesn’t he?
Back in Qarth, Ser Jorah dons his armor and goes to seek the masked Quaithe…
@LyaStark: You know shit’s going down when Jorah puts on his armor.
@YgrittetheWild: So I’m guessing that’s our brief nudity. Painted arse.
@Alison0206: This lady in this face mask creeps me out!
@deinemuse: How can that mask be remotely comfortable?
@ChavezChavis: That mask is kind of cool. I need one like that for work!
@Only1EMARSH: “DRAW YOUR SWORD. SEE WHAT YOUR STEEL IS WORTH.” <-------BEST LINE TONIGHT!!! @RogueBelle: Quaithe, you are freaking amazing. Can you be around always?
@Jasmino924: Dear Jorah, SUCK MY DICK, YOU TRAITOROUS ASSHOLE, sincerely, the fandom.
The fandom as a whole does not say “suck my dick!” I assure you!
Meanwhile, Dany confronts the Thirteen—a governing body that soon becomes the Two.
@BigDamnHerosSir: Ah, I love that Dark-City-looking, Undying jackass. He’s clearly dying. Not so much UNdying as SLOWLYdying.
@TitanConBelfast: WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK???? An alliance between Ducksauce and Pyat Pree? #NeverSawThatOneComing
@RollingDiceDan: I knew that blue lipped Bastard took those dragons.
So did everyone. Except Lex.
@peacefrogdesign: OMFG WATTTT
@BrazenlyVirile: man. what the hell?
@zoendOut: Wtf is happening?!?!?
@ASchrieber: #GameofThrones is intense. Too much blood for me.
@MollyAGoGo: the fuck just happened in #GameOfThrones? Who’s the dissapearing Grandad?
@johnnyxl: Nice use of Mirror Image spell by the Mage dude
Dungeons & Dragons reference for the win. Except it’s not. Because EVERYONE knows a Mirror Image spell can’t be used to deal damage! What are you, retarded?!
I’m kidding. Seriously, what level you figure Pree has to be to pull that off? Plus you’ve probably got to take a Feat with some hellacious prerequisites in order to kill with an illusion…
@heyjulieann: I am not ready for the house of the undying.
@BKrigster: Think the House of the Undying is definitely one to avoid
You may feel that way, but luckily for us the show does not!
So back at Robb’s camp, the gray light of dawn heralds the fact that the Kingslayer has been caught! It takes the iron will of Catelyn Stark and the steely, bug-eyed gaze of Michelle Fairley to keep Jaime’s head attached to his shoulders!
@vivaciousvirgo: Honestly, did Jamie think he’d get far?
@Jherane_: I really like Lady Stark, she’s probably my fav female character right now.
@BigDamnHerosSir: “Bind him w/every chain you can find””You’ve become a real she-wolf in your later years. Not much fish left in you””Gag him!”
@wispa9: LOVE YOU CATELYN.
@alwinex22: CATELYN BAMF STARK EVERYONE I AM CHOKING IN MY TEARS
We skipped back to King’s Landing, where Tyrion met with Cersei. Weirdly, this may have been the first episode I didn’t see 800 “TYRION IS A G!” tweets. Probably because he didn’t appear until the 50th minute.
@mrush353: “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog, once you put a crown on it’s head.”
@TonySolo: Holy shit almost a tender moment there
@beng1978: Stop trying to make Cersei likeable!! Missing the point
Anyone who says “trying to make Cersei likeable” is missing the point. I could really dig into this, but… this is already long and there are other tweets to attend to!
We zoomed back to Robb’s ever-tempestuous camp, where it did not appear Jaime Lannister was long for this world…
@amarettosaurus: OMH JAIME AND BRIENNE IN THE SAME PLACE ALL MY FEELS RIGHT NOW
Unintentional spelling LOL in 3… 2… 1:
@mherr1979: Thank god, Jaime’s sense of humor is in tact!
It’s not. Actually.
Clearly there is zero tact involved.
@bitterxxheroics: Jamie Lannister thank you for showing me why I love to hate you.
@MulletTache: Nikolaj Coster Waldau is fantastic.
@politicsismybf: I want to be alone with Jaime Lannister too, Catelyn.
@bellie7: “Is that a woman?” Ahahaha! Oh Jaime!
@heyjulieann: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH JAIME LANNISTER.
@mrush353: So, Jaime has only been with his sister. Sweet.
@KamalaLane: Jamie Lannister is such a jerk! He’s cocky 24/7.
You love him, Kamala. You know you do.
So the end of the episode happened. Reaction was not mixed.
@ThroMyEyez: oh wow
@BrazenlyVirile: man. what the hell?
@ChunkyLover5246: What. The. Frak.
@mynameismadio: NO FUCKING WAY!
@emsley89: Did that just happen?!?!
@STX21: WHAT THA……….HOLY SHIT THEON WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???? IDIOT!!!
@DreaLucia: WHAT!? NOOOO
@Danatech: #GameofThrones Nooooooo stupid Reek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Reek, it rhymes with geek.
@babttz: Die Die Die Theon ! t’es un minable …
@HotMessMandy: Um. So Theon went to KFC and order the crispy fired version of the Stark Kids?
@courageousgrace: UGH. Theon, I am SO disappointed in you. Now even the fact that you remind me of Ron Weasley can’t save you.
@heyjulieann: Poor Maester Luwin.
@ClassicCrawley: #GameofThrones WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!
@almostachemist: FUCK YOU THEON I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
@SophieJoWasson: SO SHOCKED! Can it be true?!
@fuzzcaminski: Ruddy hell, he can’t have really killed one of the boys can he?
@daedalusesq: OH FUCK. MORE LIKE THE TWO.
@mrjamieeast: Right someone better tell me that wasn’t who I thought it was at the end of #GameofThrones or I might cry.
It totally was. Go have your cry, milad—uh, ser.
@StephFerenci: They are not allowed to be dead. Those were the orphan boys. I’ve decided. Theon is an idiot.
@JennFoley: Very VERY odd with Theon right now #gameofthrones #bawling
@HBObiter: Theon could kill everyone off this show and I still wouldn’t be able to take him seriously.
@hannahsearson: Oh, good, so instead of rape and torture, we’re left with the charred corpses of 2 little boys. Joy. : |
What is dead may never be raped or tortured.
So what does everyone think, here in the golden glow of aftermath?
@PeachJay: Theon must die, farken imbecile. *sigh*, gotta wait another 7 days for a new episode.
@VanDerWard: Oh my word what an episode, Game Of Thrones is getting deeper and deeper
@apoolhallace: That episode was amazing. Especially the music the episode ended on.
@CaraSeidl: #GameofThrones continues to shock and disturb. I can’t look away!
@missbriannie: I wish #GameofThrones would stop changing the goddamn plot. IT MAKES ME RAGE.
Which plot? There are like twenty.
Wait, plots and schemes?
@BellaKarma: Now excuse me, I now have to talk @LaPetiteSirene down from the ceiling.
Go do that.
The rest of you—join me next week for another Twitter recap! Peace!