
Now that the Watch is deep in the true north, do you miss the good times at Craster’s keep?

For those keeping score:

Episode 8 did not contain any boobs, just like the latest instalment we’ve seen of season 2, but to be fair, that’s the ep with a full frontal view of Hodor’s hodor, which more than compensates for it.

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Lol Dr Craster
Pau SorianoQuote Reply
This made me laugh: Game of Bones.
LexQuote Reply
Pyat Pree IS very high fashion. Haute player.
Tessa LeonieQuote Reply
Have you seen the beers of Westeros? I thought it was rather funny.
http://t.co/Ae96l4bI
Ivan PopićQuote Reply
Wouldn’t Lysa make an episode have an odd number of boobs?
DavidQuote Reply
Lol I love the boobs per episode, “Worst Episode” hahaha. Too bad about the Qarth fashions, we could have had an odd number of boobs.
John-Michael LelievreQuote Reply
if you wonder:
dr. craster is taken from http://www.praxis-loehlein.de/team.html.
this guy got some love on facebook. didnt know hes going international, tho :D
BeneQuote Reply
ROFL
Deni’s perfect
ValQuote Reply
Ivan Popić,
We put those on our Tumblr.
Hear Me RoarQuote Reply
I already posted this in another post, but as it was off-topic in that one, i’ll repost it here, where it is beter suited :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U
MarcQuote Reply
How come there’s no permanent link to the WiC tumblr anywhere in the web site layout?
Nagga’s KinQuote Reply
Nagga’s Kin,
There is a link to the wic tumblr. Just click on the “t.” icon on the top of the website.
babarQuote Reply
Ah, didn’t know “t.” was short for tumblr. Thx.
Nagga’s KinQuote Reply
Dr Craster is epic :)))
alexQuote Reply
And the Craster twin sister-mother-aunts
alexQuote Reply
Dr. Craster is creepy! Reminds me of the Dr close to me in Virginia, who did exactly that, and then was outed when too many former patients back for checkups noticed that their children looked exactly alike.. He ended up with like 150 kids from his infertility practice.
purplejillyQuote Reply
haha :D ep8 was actually my favourite … despite the lack of boobs :D
PepiQuote Reply
So . . . halfway. Tyrion would have the perfect line about that.
I shudder to think what will happen a month from now. Doubt it’ll be as friendly, but best not to worry now, when there is so much time . .
Anyway, let’s have some laughs
http://i48.tinypic.com/n6xbaq.gif
the goatQuote Reply
while we can . . .
http://i48.tinypic.com/33e1vt0.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2q3t3r6.jpg
the goatQuote Reply
http://youcanttakethethronefromme.tumblr.com/
Quotes from Firefly + screen shots from Game of Thrones – two of my favorite shows together, how could you go wrong?
JamboQuote Reply
Wow, the real link actually is as creepy as the joke…makes it quite clear that this dentist finds blond hair the most important ‘qualification’…
purplejilly,
That’s even more freaky!
First time the GoT Laughs post creeps me out, but luckily there’s the boob count to stare at – it comforts me in some weird way :)
Tar KidhoQuote Reply
The boob count is hypnotic. O_O It’s D&D’s way of mind control.
MimsyQuote Reply
Funny. I just read an article recently about sperm banks charging more for blond hair and blue eyes. Looks like Dr. Craster knows how to advertise.
However, I read in another article that everyone with blue eyes is related through a common ancestor, going back some 10,000 years, or something like that.
So, would that make this a case of double-incest (if there is such a thing)?
Varamyr FourskinsQuote Reply
ooh did anyone see 30 rock? they just found out ned stark dies in GoT :))
i love it that ASOIAF gets publicity and other popular tv shows
alexQuote Reply
She would merely increase the number of odd boobs . . .
MikeQuote Reply
Wow. Completely epic. Thanks.
MikeQuote Reply
Winter! I did sent you the craster pic about two weeks ago… and NOW you use it? ;)
Juju BudkesonQuote Reply
That one was pretty good.
sjweningsQuote Reply
I really like this mashup showing Daenerys as a Disney princess.
Otis B. DriftwoodQuote Reply
Do fake boobs count?
John-Michael LelievreQuote Reply
Guys, these are great but in all seriousness…..WHERE ARE THE REEDS!!!!!!!
Christmas is comingQuote Reply
They’re behind the couch.
We weren’t going to tell you, but you insisted.
MikeQuote Reply
Someone played MAd King! Look here: http://frontlineactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/LiamBurke.pdf
bonQuote Reply
John-Michael Lelievre,
lol, that’s what i was thinking. I glanced through and was like “are there any odd numbers” alas…
JessQuote Reply
haha Dr. Craster :)
Damryn of DorneQuote Reply
I love that he calls him citizen instead of Your Grace. Perfect.
http://i47.tinypic.com/35cenux.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/wh1p5k.jpg
Anyone seen Avengers? Not goin til Wednesday, but rather looking forward to it. (as if I could see past Sunday)
TDKR gonna be better tho, cuz Carcetti’s in it :P
the goatQuote Reply
Either he’s padding his resumé Yahoo-style or we’re going to get a flashback scene in an upcoming episode.
I hope it’s not too elaborate, though, as there isn’t enough screen time in the series to really delve into the history of Westeros. It’s possible that D&D will have Dany having a different experience in the HOTU than is described in the books. A vision of the horrific deaths of Rickard and Brandon Stark would serve to illustrate the nuts-and-bolts reality of the Tagaryen words to a young woman with more ambition than wisdom.
Nagga’s KinQuote Reply
HOTD!!??!!
(If true, Please let Harry Lloyd play Rhaegar!!!!!)
the goatQuote Reply
Nagga’s Kin,
They filmed Rickard and Brandon Stark deaths last year but they never aired the scene. This guy could be from the scene they filmed last year or a new one cast for a new Mad King scene this year. They could possible be using the scene they filmed last year with Brandon and Rickard Stark deaths for the House of the Undying this year.
JamesLQuote Reply
JamesL,
DUDE! SPOILERS!
The hound that barksQuote Reply
As much as I would love to see that scene with Brandon Stark, it doesn’t really seem relevant to the story in any way now that Ned is long gone. Maybe to remind Dany that her Dad was nuts. I don’t know.
MWQuote Reply
Episode 5 was probably my favorite of the first 5 and I think it had very much to do with the lack of boobs. Less random sex scenes means more story and characters I love advancing the plot.
DreamlifeQuote Reply
What do you mean “remind?” She doesn’t know that her dad was crazy.
There is actually a vision of Aerys in the house of the undying and it would be interesting to see that. But, it doesn’t reveal to Dany that Aerys is mad because she does not realize it is Aerys she is seeing:
userjQuote Reply
hmmm… must be fake I’ve never heard of this “The Game of Thrones” thingy.
Seriously though sounds like he shows up in the house of the undying.
HexonxQuote Reply
Aerys could also appear in an flashback from Jaime, to explain why he had to kill him.
AbendsternQuote Reply
Actually there is one boob in ep 5 when Bronn and Tyrion are in the streets of King’s Landing. After the demon monkey speech Bronn walks off saying “you don’t need to convince me.” Walking behind them is an old man with one of his man boob flopped out.
HexonxQuote Reply
Abendstern,
That would be glorious, but doubtful. We didn’t get ToJ, so most likely its HOTU, which will also be glorious.
Because no one demanded it!
I give you . . . Hipster Roose:
http://tinypic.com/r/2rxy638/6
the goatQuote Reply
Because it kept not being demanded!
More hipster Roose:
http://i47.tinypic.com/33uz78h.png
the goatQuote Reply
The demand remains! . . . absent. So just because!
Even more hipster Roose:
http://i50.tinypic.com/2vnl3km.png
(all the credit to ONTD, which means they’re from Rh’llor knows where)
(the pink glasses is what makes ‘em fucking perfect. and booze)
the goatQuote Reply
Ha, I didn’t even know they had actually shot such a scene already. If so, I guess the actors involved can put that in their resumés even if the producers end up cutting it altogether. That would be a shame, though.
In terms of shock/horror value, the scene would be even worse than the one in Joffrey’s bedroom. The viewers have already been told this event was the trigger for Robert’s rebellion, but seeing it would reinforce the point.
However, we do not know what Dany was taught about her family history and the rebellion. In medieval times, royal historians never let the facts get in the way of justifying a family’s claim to power, so chances are the khaleesi’s head is full of propaganda at this point – at least some of it Illyrio’s. It seems unlikely that her father’s actions would have been presented to her as anything other than the king’s prerogative. Claims of madness would probably have been attributed to the usurper and his co-conspirators.
Actually seeing the scene play out would surely shock Dany as much as us, even if she did not immediately recognize the man on the Iron Throne as her own father. Jorah could fill in the gaps if she asks him.
What she would see is the power of fire in the hands of a person without a gentle heart. Dany is a child of centuries of inbreeding, e.g. her own mother was also her aunt. Not every Targaryen had a high tolerance for heat, nor did all of them develop mental illness. However, the warlocks might well want to put a seed of doubt in her mind, given that she will soon command the most fearsome arsenal in Essos since the Doom of Valyria.
Nagga’s KinQuote Reply
my man MCA’s got a beard like a billy goat! oowha oowha!
Fuck.
This.
Goddamn bullshit.
you’re walkin tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things they goin up your nose you get fancy gifts from expensive men you’re a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen
Fishin in my boat and i’m fishin trout,
mix the Bass Ale with the Guinness Stout
Got more sneakers than plumbers got pliers,
got more suits than Jacoby & Meyers!
Got more stories than J.D.’s got Salinger,
I got the title & you are the challenger,
Shadrach Mesach Abednego
RIP MCA
the goatQuote Reply
Machinima spoofs the Greyjoys, hilarity ensues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR37_WCwmtg
Naggas’s KinQuote Reply
None of this was funny.
This is what I sound like when I’m not laughing.
The Dragon DemandsQuote Reply
Have you seen this one http://lolsnaps.com/news/23193/0/ ?
AlatarielQuote Reply