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Saturday’s GoT Laughs: Dr. Craster’s Top Boob Model

Filed Under: Humor

Now that the Watch is deep in the true north, do you miss the good times at Craster’s keep?

For those keeping score:

Episode 8 did not contain any boobs, just like the latest instalment we’ve seen of season 2, but to be fair, that’s the ep with a full frontal view of Hodor’s hodor, which more than compensates for it.

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54 Comments

  1. Pau Soriano
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    Lol Dr Craster

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  2. Lex
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:10 am | Permalink

    This made me laugh: Game of Bones.

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  3. Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    Pyat Pree IS very high fashion. Haute player.

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  4. Ivan Popić
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:54 am | Permalink

    Have you seen the beers of Westeros? I thought it was rather funny.

    http://t.co/Ae96l4bI

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  5. David
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    Wouldn’t Lysa make an episode have an odd number of boobs?

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  6. Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    Lol I love the boobs per episode, “Worst Episode” hahaha. Too bad about the Qarth fashions, we could have had an odd number of boobs.

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  7. Bene
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:12 am | Permalink

    if you wonder:

    dr. craster is taken from http://www.praxis-loehlein.de/team.html.
    this guy got some love on facebook. didnt know hes going international, tho :D

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  8. Val
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    ROFL
    Deni’s perfect

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  9. Hear Me Roar
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    Ivan Popić,

    We put those on our Tumblr.

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  10. Marc
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    I already posted this in another post, but as it was off-topic in that one, i’ll repost it here, where it is beter suited :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U

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  11. Nagga's Kin
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    Hear Me Roar:
    Ivan Popić,

    We put those on our Tumblr.

    How come there’s no permanent link to the WiC tumblr anywhere in the web site layout?

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  12. babar
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    Nagga’s Kin,

    There is a link to the wic tumblr. Just click on the “t.” icon on the top of the website.

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  13. Nagga's Kin
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    babar:
    Nagga’s Kin,

    There is a link to the wic tumblr. Just click on the “t.” icon on the top of the website.

    Ah, didn’t know “t.” was short for tumblr. Thx.

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  14. alex
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    Dr Craster is epic :)))

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  15. alex
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    And the Craster twin sister-mother-aunts

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  16. purplejilly
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    Dr. Craster is creepy! Reminds me of the Dr close to me in Virginia, who did exactly that, and then was outed when too many former patients back for checkups noticed that their children looked exactly alike.. He ended up with like 150 kids from his infertility practice.

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  17. Posted May 5, 2012 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    haha :D ep8 was actually my favourite … despite the lack of boobs :D

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  18. the goat
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    So . . . halfway. Tyrion would have the perfect line about that.

    I shudder to think what will happen a month from now. Doubt it’ll be as friendly, but best not to worry now, when there is so much time . .

    Anyway, let’s have some laughs
    http://i48.tinypic.com/n6xbaq.gif

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  19. the goat
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
  20. Jambo
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    http://youcanttakethethronefromme.tumblr.com/

    Quotes from Firefly + screen shots from Game of Thrones – two of my favorite shows together, how could you go wrong?

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  21. Tar Kidho
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    Bene: dr. craster is taken from http://www.praxis-loehlein.de/team.html.

    Wow, the real link actually is as creepy as the joke…makes it quite clear that this dentist finds blond hair the most important ‘qualification’…

    purplejilly,

    That’s even more freaky!

    First time the GoT Laughs post creeps me out, but luckily there’s the boob count to stare at – it comforts me in some weird way :)

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  22. Mimsy
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm | Permalink

    The boob count is hypnotic. O_O It’s D&D’s way of mind control.

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  23. Varamyr Fourskins
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 1:08 pm | Permalink

    Funny. I just read an article recently about sperm banks charging more for blond hair and blue eyes. Looks like Dr. Craster knows how to advertise.

    However, I read in another article that everyone with blue eyes is related through a common ancestor, going back some 10,000 years, or something like that.

    So, would that make this a case of double-incest (if there is such a thing)?

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  24. alex
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    ooh did anyone see 30 rock? they just found out ned stark dies in GoT :))
    i love it that ASOIAF gets publicity and other popular tv shows

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  25. Mike
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    David:
    Wouldn’t Lysa make an episode have an odd number of boobs?

    She would merely increase the number of odd boobs . . .

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  26. Mike
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Jambo:
    http://youcanttakethethronefromme.tumblr.com/

    Quotes from Firefly + screen shots from Game of Thrones – two of my favorite shows together, how could you go wrong?

    Wow. Completely epic. Thanks.

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  27. Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Winter! I did sent you the craster pic about two weeks ago… and NOW you use it? ;)

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  28. sjwenings
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    the goat: Anyway, let’s have some laughs
    http://i48.tinypic.com/n6xbaq.gif

    That one was pretty good.

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  29. Otis B. Driftwood
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

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  30. Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    David: Wouldn’t Lysa make an episode have an odd number of boobs?

    Do fake boobs count?

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  31. Christmas is coming
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    Guys, these are great but in all seriousness…..WHERE ARE THE REEDS!!!!!!!

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  32. Mike
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    They’re behind the couch.

    We weren’t going to tell you, but you insisted.

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  33. bon
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:57 pm | Permalink
  34. Jess
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    John-Michael Lelievre,

    lol, that’s what i was thinking. I glanced through and was like “are there any odd numbers” alas…

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  35. Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    haha Dr. Craster :)

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  36. the goat
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:51 pm | Permalink

    I love that he calls him citizen instead of Your Grace. Perfect.

    http://i47.tinypic.com/35cenux.jpg
    http://i49.tinypic.com/wh1p5k.jpg

    Anyone seen Avengers? Not goin til Wednesday, but rather looking forward to it. (as if I could see past Sunday)

    TDKR gonna be better tho, cuz Carcetti’s in it :P

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  37. Nagga's Kin
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    bon:
    Someone played MAd King! Look here:http://frontlineactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/LiamBurke.pdf

    Either he’s padding his resumé Yahoo-style or we’re going to get a flashback scene in an upcoming episode.

    I hope it’s not too elaborate, though, as there isn’t enough screen time in the series to really delve into the history of Westeros. It’s possible that D&D will have Dany having a different experience in the HOTU than is described in the books. A vision of the horrific deaths of Rickard and Brandon Stark would serve to illustrate the nuts-and-bolts reality of the Tagaryen words to a young woman with more ambition than wisdom.

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  38. the goat
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    bon:
    Someone played MAd King! Look here:http://frontlineactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/LiamBurke.pdf

    HOTD!!??!!

    (If true, Please let Harry Lloyd play Rhaegar!!!!!)

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  39. JamesL
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    Nagga’s Kin,

    They filmed Rickard and Brandon Stark deaths last year but they never aired the scene. This guy could be from the scene they filmed last year or a new one cast for a new Mad King scene this year. They could possible be using the scene they filmed last year with Brandon and Rickard Stark deaths for the House of the Undying this year.

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  40. The hound that barks
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    JamesL,

    DUDE! SPOILERS!

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  41. MW
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    As much as I would love to see that scene with Brandon Stark, it doesn’t really seem relevant to the story in any way now that Ned is long gone. Maybe to remind Dany that her Dad was nuts. I don’t know.

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  42. Dreamlife
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    Episode 5 was probably my favorite of the first 5 and I think it had very much to do with the lack of boobs. Less random sex scenes means more story and characters I love advancing the plot.

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  43. Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    MW,
    Maybe to remind Dany that her Dad was nuts.

    What do you mean “remind?” She doesn’t know that her dad was crazy.

    There is actually a vision of Aerys in the house of the undying and it would be interesting to see that. But, it doesn’t reveal to Dany that Aerys is mad because she does not realize it is Aerys she is seeing:

    Upon a towering barbed throne sat an old man in rich robes, an old man with dark eyes and long silver-grey hair. “Let him be king over charred bones and cooked meat,” he said to a man below him. “Let him be the king of ashes.”

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  44. Hexonx
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    bon:
    Someone played MAd King! Look here:http://frontlineactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/LiamBurke.pdf

    userj: There is actually a vision of Aerys in the house of the undying and it would be interesting to see that. But, it doesn’t reveal to Dany that Aerys is mad because she does not realize it is Aerys she is seeing:

    hmmm… must be fake I’ve never heard of this “The Game of Thrones” thingy.

    Seriously though sounds like he shows up in the house of the undying.

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  45. Abendstern
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 1:14 am | Permalink

    Aerys could also appear in an flashback from Jaime, to explain why he had to kill him.

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  46. Hexonx
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    Actually there is one boob in ep 5 when Bronn and Tyrion are in the streets of King’s Landing. After the demon monkey speech Bronn walks off saying “you don’t need to convince me.” Walking behind them is an old man with one of his man boob flopped out.

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  47. the goat
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    Abendstern,

    That would be glorious, but doubtful. We didn’t get ToJ, so most likely its HOTU, which will also be glorious.

    Because no one demanded it!
    I give you . . . Hipster Roose:

    http://tinypic.com/r/2rxy638/6

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  48. the goat
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    Because it kept not being demanded!
    More hipster Roose:

    http://i47.tinypic.com/33uz78h.png

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  49. the goat
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 5:19 am | Permalink

    The demand remains! . . . absent. So just because!
    Even more hipster Roose:

    http://i50.tinypic.com/2vnl3km.png

    (all the credit to ONTD, which means they’re from Rh’llor knows where)
    (the pink glasses is what makes ‘em fucking perfect. and booze)

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  50. Nagga's Kin
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 5:24 am | Permalink

    JamesL:
    Nagga’s Kin,

    They filmed Rickard and Brandon Stark deaths last year but they never aired the scene. This guy could be from the scene they filmed last year or a new one cast for a new Mad King scene this year.

    Ha, I didn’t even know they had actually shot such a scene already. If so, I guess the actors involved can put that in their resumés even if the producers end up cutting it altogether. That would be a shame, though.

    MW:
    As much as I would love to see that scene with Brandon Stark, it doesn’t really seem relevant to the story in any way now that Ned is long gone. Maybe to remind Dany that her Dad was nuts. I don’t know.

    In terms of shock/horror value, the scene would be even worse than the one in Joffrey’s bedroom. The viewers have already been told this event was the trigger for Robert’s rebellion, but seeing it would reinforce the point.

    However, we do not know what Dany was taught about her family history and the rebellion. In medieval times, royal historians never let the facts get in the way of justifying a family’s claim to power, so chances are the khaleesi’s head is full of propaganda at this point – at least some of it Illyrio’s. It seems unlikely that her father’s actions would have been presented to her as anything other than the king’s prerogative. Claims of madness would probably have been attributed to the usurper and his co-conspirators.

    Actually seeing the scene play out would surely shock Dany as much as us, even if she did not immediately recognize the man on the Iron Throne as her own father. Jorah could fill in the gaps if she asks him.

    What she would see is the power of fire in the hands of a person without a gentle heart. Dany is a child of centuries of inbreeding, e.g. her own mother was also her aunt. Not every Targaryen had a high tolerance for heat, nor did all of them develop mental illness. However, the warlocks might well want to put a seed of doubt in her mind, given that she will soon command the most fearsome arsenal in Essos since the Doom of Valyria.

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  51. the goat
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 6:12 am | Permalink

    my man MCA’s got a beard like a billy goat! oowha oowha!

    Fuck.
    This.
    Goddamn bullshit.

    you’re walkin tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things they goin up your nose you get fancy gifts from expensive men you’re a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen

    Fishin in my boat and i’m fishin trout,
    mix the Bass Ale with the Guinness Stout

    Got more sneakers than plumbers got pliers,
    got more suits than Jacoby & Meyers!
    Got more stories than J.D.’s got Salinger,
    I got the title & you are the challenger,
    Shadrach Mesach Abednego

    RIP MCA

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  52. Naggas's Kin
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    Machinima spoofs the Greyjoys, hilarity ensues.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR37_WCwmtg

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  53. The Dragon Demands
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    None of this was funny.

    This is what I sound like when I’m not laughing.

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  54. Alatariel
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    Have you seen this one http://lolsnaps.com/news/23193/0/ ?

      Quote  Reply

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