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The Daily Raven 15: Blackwater Recap

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The best review we’ve ever conceived, written, or shot, right here for you folks!

You can view the unedited, uncut version here at Simon’s You Tube channel!

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49 Comments

  1. Evil erik
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    Love simone boyce, perfect reaction to this episode
    Valar doheris
    FIRST

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  2. Posted June 1, 2012 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Ugh, Idk why I watch these… I always end up regretting it.

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  3. Lars
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Nothing to talk about… Um… Ok.

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  4. Posted June 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    href=”http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=34164″ target=”_blank”>http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=34164

    Great interveiw with Neil Marshall, talking about the episode.
    And again a fine take on the episode from our pretty geek ;)

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  5. Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Bahahaha, awesome. She can stand there and do that all day :)

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  6. Kalice
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    Sorry…but talk about phoning it in. I do enjoy these and this one was well….a waste of time and space. The good news is Simon does look very pretty this week.

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  7. KevinC
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    I loved it. What do you want her to say that we don’t already know? Nailed it.

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  8. Klavonivs
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    ….my mind is confused……A part of me loved it and got a good ol’ laugh out of it, but another part of me wanted to hear her take on it. Then again, it is the natural reaction I had when the credits rolled, too!!!

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  9. sjwenings
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    At first I was like: “Ok, whatever she eventually says better be funny”. And then I thought “Actually, if she never says anything, that’d be pretty lolz.” And then.. yeah.

    Though seriously, another vid where she actually gives a recap/review might be nice.

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  10. RabbitStew
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    That’s how I felt too

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  11. Posted June 1, 2012 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    I agree with her. totally.

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  12. Convivial Edd
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    I like how there are two writer credits for this.

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  13. Posted June 1, 2012 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    Laziness

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  14. Udi
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    Raoul Duke,

    Disagree entirely.
    The whole point was that the episode was so mind boggling it left us (and Simone) speechless. What has that got to do with laziness?! You can call it a cheap shot if you want but I call it LOLZZ.

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  15. icspotz
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    Lol…still though would like to see some verbiage……and also like to see Simone cast as Jamie Lannisters love interest to save him from his wicked ways or perhaps she just got that casting call and that why she’s in happy shock.

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  16. Mrs. H'ghar
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    Whatevs.

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  17. purplejilly
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    Some of Toby’s best words ever :P

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  18. Harry The Heir
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    what a fail. Blackwater wasn’t that good. It was AWESOME, but it wasn’t no words good.

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  19. SillyMammo
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    In the spirit of D&D, if you’re going to just stand there, at least remove some clothing to make it more interesting. :0P

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  20. Felt Pelt
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    I think this is the appropriate response.

    One of my favorite moments in the episode is the speechlessness of The Hound and Tyrion when seeing what he’s wrought.

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  21. tysnow
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    It’s my favorite media girl, “Sign-moan” back again. I concur, Blackwater left me speechless, as Ms. Boyce always does in these videos.
    BTW, gorgeous, you look great in that peachy top.

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  22. Alatariel
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    LOL xD.

    I agree with Simone.

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  23. Fire And Blood
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    purplejilly:
    Some of Toby’s best words ever :P

    Snap.

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  24. Restore The Day
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    I pretty much agree with everything.

    But an actress she is not, yet. Slower action would have helped, probably. Or jumping up and down like mad. I’d have enjoyed that.
    Still, hoping for a real recap/parody down the road!

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  25. Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    I actually sent her this suggestion as a joke on Twitter, I dunno if she followed through or this is just a coincidence.

    In any case it’s hilarious!

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  26. Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Ghewd.

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  27. ghost
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    Yea bad ass episode.

    If it had been director ME, at the very end of the episode I would have the Lannisters pull Tryion into the gates and while it was open have team Stannis pour in.

    Then everyone would think it was over Stannis won and then have Tywin come in to pull the rug under the audiences feet and piss everyone off.

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  28. Kalice
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    KevinC:
    I loved it. What do you want her to say that we don’t already know? Nailed it.

    Ummm for that matter why does she ever say anything? That logic just does not make any sense to me.

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  29. steveo
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 1:22 am | Permalink

    I ran into her at a bar once…i offered her a drink and my best pick up line and she had the exact same reaction.

    I just stomped off

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  30. Posted June 2, 2012 at 1:57 am | Permalink

    I’m surprised it took them almost a week to film it ;)

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  31. Ash
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    Can she say nothing every week?

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  32. Lars
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 4:04 am | Permalink

    Felt Pelt:
    I think this is the appropriate response.

    How so??? Yes, I would agree with you if the Daily Raven was just a complaints vehicle, and there was nothing in the episode to complain about.

    But it isn’t! This web series has highlighted just as many (if not more) good things about episode – so there really was nothing cool to talk about?
    – Wildfire?
    – crazy drunk Cersei?
    – Stannis the man?
    – Tyrion’s speech?
    – The hilarity of Lancel?
    – Sansa’s doll?

    Whatever… Disappointing.

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  33. Hear Me Roar
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    Haha, okay :) good idea.

    Ivan Popić,
    This! :D

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  34. Balerion
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    I am in love with Simone

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  35. Fire And Blood
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Ivan Popić, Hear Me Roar,

    Long hours, locked in a room with Simone, hammering out the final script until we knew—knew—we’d gotten it right.

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  36. New Wolf
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 7:15 am | Permalink

    Haha perfect recap!

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  37. Posted June 2, 2012 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    Udi,

    I can see everybody laying around not very motivated and telling each other : “We can totally pull off a “speechless” episode this time and bail early.” “Yeah, lets totally do that!”

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  38. Daddy Tywin
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    If your not going to speak, at least take your cloths off–give us a reason to watch….

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  39. Posted June 2, 2012 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    Best TDR so far, by far! Good job, guys \m/

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  40. Bene
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    i think it was fun. no big deal, but fun.
    hope for a real version tho

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  41. Restore The Day
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Ah, it seems like we finally have a thread for the whiners this week. Win!

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  42. Posted June 2, 2012 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

    I KNEW you had more than 3 facial expressions. I just KNEW IT! Totally worth it.

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  43. Doug
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Harry The Heir,

    Yes it was. It was perfection. Have you read the books?

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  44. Brynn
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    What she said!!!

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  45. The DarkStar
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    that was AWESOME!!!!!

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  46. SillyMammo
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    steveo:
    I ran into her at a bar once…i offered her a drink and my best pick up line and she had the exact same reaction.

    I just stomped off

    Did you tell her “What about my MAGIC!!”

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  47. Violentos
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    We don’t need words Simone! Our love is beyond words. You didn’t have to say anything and yet I still read your message loud and clear. You want to make babies with me. Well, I’m a busy man, but I suppose I could spare 5 minutes every week or so!

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  48. Giantofstark
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    Quite funny, but I’d hoped it would be backed up with an actual Raven.

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  49. Icebird
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    Funny yes, but I enjoy the recaps. :(

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