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Saturday’s GoT Laughs: Blackwater is not for kids

By Hear Me Roar on November 10, 2012
Filed Under: Humor

Why Blackwater was lost (by Azad Injejikian):

From MrsTater tumblr, a GoT children’s book on the topic of great houses, their sigils, and their words.

Great work, worthy of publication. Inspired by this real world children’s book.

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24 Comments

  1. Arkash
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    Falcon, falcon, falcon, where do you fly ?

    As High as Honor !

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  2. Steph
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    Aww, I thought I’d coined the term WarTrout. :) Those pages are adorable!

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  3. Rygar
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    Turd!

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  4. Tomer Segal
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    Can’t see the pictures..

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  5. Arristan the Old
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 11:19 am | Permalink

    I can’t see the pix either but the artist’s name links will get you there.

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  6. Hear Me Roar
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    It should work for everyone without problems now.

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  7. Arristan the Old
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Yup, thanks HMR

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  8. Aoife
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Steph:
    Aww, I thought I’d coined the term WarTrout.:)Those pages are adorable!

    I don’t know who first coined the term, but the WarTrout in this case refers to House Tully at Westerosorting on Livejournal. (Proud WarTrout here ;-D)

    And Hear Me Roar, it’s MRS Tater, or MrsTater, if you prefer. (*cue Tom Jones* She’s a lady…whoa, whoa, whoa.)

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  9. WildSeed
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    Manipul, I mean, teach them well while there’re young :D

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  10. Hear Me Roar
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Aoife,

    Ha, sorry for that. Will fix.

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  11. Delta1212
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    Arkash:
    Falcon, falcon, falcon, where do you fly ?

    As High as Honor !

    Up in the sky

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  12. Steph
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Aoife,

    Ha, then it totally WAS me! I was a Tully moderator there for a few years.

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  13. Lex
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    That’s awesome, it’s like an Eric Carle book!

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  14. Jukebox Tom
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    I kinda liked the child’s book although it seemed like it was building up to a joke that never came. Now if War trout had said “Bloop bloop bloop” or “Magicarp Magicarp”…

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  15. Aoife
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    Steph,

    Clearly you have not been checking v_f lately then, Steph. ;-)

    (Here’s an annoying reminder if you haven’t guessed who I am yet…October Fanworks voting is open until Sunday. XD)

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  16. Hear Me Roar
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Lex,

    Indeed, that was the inspiration. There’s a line about that at the end of the post.

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  17. Lord Noga
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    Flayed man, flayed man….ewww.

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  18. Bannerless Bro
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 4:16 am | Permalink

    Lord Noga,

    HAHAHA, OH GODS

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  19. Mark
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    Black Stag, Gold Stag, where to in a hurry?
    To spread that word that Ours is the Fury!

    Falcon and Moon, to where do you fly?
    As High as Honor, to the ends of the sky!

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  20. Mark
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:16 am | Permalink

    Lord Noga,

    Flayed Man, Flayed Man where is your heart?
    I found that their blades are quite sharp

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  21. Hear Me Roar
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Good job, Mark! ;)

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  22. Mark
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Mark,

    “I learned that Bolton’s blades are quite sharp” fits the metre better

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  23. Mark
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    Towers and River, what happened today?
    A wedding learned to not slight a Frey

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  24. JMCU
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:05 am | Permalink

    Twenty minutes huh…?

    I guess that’s one part of Stannis Baratheon that will bend very quickly.

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