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GoT Laughs: Superbowl edition

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  1. GerB40
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:16 am | Permalink

    First…. That stuff looks tasty.

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  2. Ioco73
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:27 am | Permalink

    Ahm. Ok. Canadian ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls GOOD NEWS!!! For those of you who did not have the chance to see Season One of “Game Of Thrones”, either by subscribing to HBOCanada, DVD/Blue-ray or digital download…Canadian specialty channel Showcase will air the entire first season starting Friday February 15th . Showcase is not a premium tv channel and it does not require a separate subscription. It is offered through most cable packages either by Bell, Rogers, Shaw etc. For more details go to:

    showcase.ca

    The downside, seeing GOT with commercials, the upside, the episodes will be broadcast uncut and uncensored.

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  3. Ioco73
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:43 am | Permalink

    Here is the direct link to the show: http://www.showcase.ca/gameofthrones
    Episode One “Winter Is Coming” airs Friday February 15th at 10pm with an encore presentation at 1:30am.

    Enjoy!

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  4. zob
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:25 am | Permalink

    Haha!

    I would have written “A goblet of golden ale to wash it all down”, myself.. but that was a good one.. :D

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  5. Mrs. H'ghar
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:36 am | Permalink

    Lolz Azad, now a woman is hungry! Good one! Wonder if any of the Ravens team will have three eyes???

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  6. Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    SuperBowl, the Final of an sport that is only really important in just one single nation of the world *boring*

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  7. ACVG
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    Javi Marcos,

    *very* important to just just one nation, i guess this gives the US a little individuality :)

    this comic was really cute,

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  8. Kyrenna
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:35 am | Permalink

    This one made me laugh so hard :)

    Ah, and: you know you really want Winds of Winter to be coming out soon if you find yourself missing even GRRMs food porn.

    Dang.

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  9. He Who Slithers
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    Azad, you are awesome

    a true talent–thanks for your humor, skills, and artistry

    If possible, work in Wun-Wun to a comic someday, I would love to see your take on his glory

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  10. TastesLikeTheSea
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Where is the damn trailer?

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  11. First
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    Should have been “fiery dragon peppers”.

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  12. AddyStark
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    Sounds yummy. My offering for today’s party is a mixture of greens, soured cream and spices served in a trencher of bread. (Spinach dip)

    I don’t really care about the game, I’m rooting for the commercials. But it is an excuse to party!

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  13. SourBillyTipton
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    Love how he’s wearing a Jets shirt. The lesser of his two favorite teams.

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  14. Patchy Face
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    TastesLikeTheSea,

    This one was great (and tasty)!

    Also, could it be that there will be a trailer on the SB today ? The HBO Iron Throne is set up with the ESPN area in New Orleans … Hopefully, that means something for us fans!

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  15. KG
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos:
    SuperBowl, the Final of an sport that is only really important in just one single nation of the world *boring*

    The tears of someone from a third-world country no one cares about: “Tasty!”

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  16. Tom
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    Meh

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  17. Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    KG,

    I believe those are essential to the malting of those beverages featured on so many of the expensive commercials. :p

    This is really funny! Would love to see more GoT influence in SB rituals:

    ‘By winter packtrain, painted a defiant bright red, smart servants decked in green and shining silver buttons sitting straight at the reigns pulled in the chafing steeds, whose black manes and white fetlocks dangled wild and matted with sweat, their black and silver harness jangling with each insistant step. The oaken chests strapped atop were guarded by a brace of lithe, spotted white hounds, the sigil and pride of House Busch. And within were they, golden ales, runny and thin, yet frothing in cool, dark bottles and ringed by colorful paper to distinguish their singular designation. Thus arrived the King of Beers.’

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  18. Zack
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    lol, this was great. I love Martin’s food porn. So fitting for today.

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  19. Cliomuse
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    If the Westrosi Ravens win is it a good omen for a fourth season?

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  20. Sjwenings
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Super bowl. Right. So probably no new trailer this sunday either? Decent comic, though.

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  21. DR3
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    SourBillyTipton,
    Lol yeah it definitely should be a Giants jersey

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  22. Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos:
    SuperBowl, the Final of an sport that is only really important in just one single nation of the world *boring*

    You’re as lame as the Americans who diss soccer as a boring sport. If you don’t like it fine, I’m not much of a fan myself, but don’t be a dick about it.

    And the cartoon was awesome.

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  23. Lexyvil
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    Ioco73,

    Now that is great news!

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  24. Mrs. H'ghar
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos,

    Sour grapes are truly distasteful.

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  25. Posted February 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    KG,

    A Country, Spain, that discovered and conquered the New World. Without us you would still be native americans and would be as advanced as Vanuatu (with all due respect to the people of Vanuatu)

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  26. Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    A great work from Azad, like always ^^

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  27. arden
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos,

    You’re proud your people are ruthless murderers then. Okay

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  28. Winter Is Coming
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    Ok guys, let’s not start World War III in the comments here. No need to get all nasty about each others’ home country!

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  29. Obosi
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    …..Not meaning to be rude but…

    SCREW THE SUPERBOWL. WHERE THE HELL IS THE SEASON 3 TRAILER?!?!?!?!?

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  30. Aegon the Conqueror
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos,

    Still a better name than the “World Series”.

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  31. Patchy Face
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Obosi,

    May get a trailer on the SB today ??!!

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  32. Serjeant Grumbles
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    It should’ve said “lizard-lion pears.” But overall, I approve heartily.

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  33. TheNed
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    I think Martin is even fatter than that.

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  34. Knurk
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    Obviously there should be a big bowl of Chili Con Queso in that comic, but otherwise this George R.R. Foodporn Martin comic is very well done!

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  35. Hunter
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    GIVE US A FUCKING TRAILER! GIVE IT TO US!

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  36. Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    Well, to reduce the tension (that I begin, but you should understand that we don’t give a damn about this sport), I ask to the fellow readers who have also read the books if they know the reference to NFL in A Dance with Dragons (spoilers, of course)

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  37. The Greatjon
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos:
    Well, to reduce the tension (that I begin, but you should understand that we don’t give a damn about this sport), I ask to the fellow readers who have also read the books if they know the reference to NFL in A Dance with Dragons (spoilers, of course)

    My give-a-damn meter is also pretty low in regards to your not giving a damn about Americans (and GRRM, specifically) giving a damn about the Super Bowl. So, hooray, we all have opinions! Congratulations to us.

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  38. KG
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m sick of the rampant anti-Americanism amongst the commentators. So I’m fighting back – fair’s fair, and if you can’t take what you dish out, then maybe you’d better shut your mouths.

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  39. Zack
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    This game isn’t even fun anymore, lol. What a train wreck.

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  40. The Greatsteve
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    Power outage at the biggest sports event in America.
    As Tormund would say: HAR!

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  41. Posted February 3, 2013 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    KG:
    I’m sick of the rampant anti-Americanism amongst the commentators. So I’m fighting back – fair’s fair, and if you can’t take what you dish out, then maybe you’d better shut your mouths.

    You would better try to avoid power outrages, hahaha

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  42. Posted February 3, 2013 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos: You would better try to avoid power outrages, hahaha

    Like the one that happened at Man U-Fulham yesterday?

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  43. Prom000
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    lemoncakes for everyone?

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  44. After The Feast
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    Seriously? You guys are really going to fight over all this shit? For all of your information, the date for the super bowl is decided more than a year in advance, if not more. So that means that the Super Bowl forty something, or whatever it is, was decided to be today before season three was even green lighted. So fuck your shitty arguments and stop ripping on an American tradition that doesn’t apply to you. Whoopty doo! You didn’t get your trailer! Fuck off and just wait like everyone else. I’m just as anxious as everyone for a trailer but I don’t resort to bashing other people’s countries when I don’t get what I want. Keep your football and we’ll keep ours. Thank you

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  45. Steel_Wind
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    Far more importantly… we are down to LESS than 8 weeks to go until A STORM OF SWORDS is on my 55″ TV screen in Hi-Def.

    Let’s repeat that for those who are far too blase about it: A STORM OF SWORDS is coming to our screens in less than two months. I don’t know about you guys, but before the Pilot was ever shown, most of us here were just hoping the thing would get greenlit and would last long enough for us to see this moment. Well it’s going to happen — with ratings to spare — it would seem.

    That is pretty sensational stuff.

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  46. Mrs. H'ghar
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    Steel_Wind,

    Steel_Wind:
    Far more importantly… we are down to LESS than 8 weeks to go until A STORM OF SWORDS is on my 55″ TV screen in Hi-Def.

    Let’s repeat that for those who are far too blase about it: A STORM OF SWORDS is coming to our screens in less than two months. I don’t know about you guys, but before the Pilot was ever shown, most of us here were just hoping the thing would get greenlit and would last long enough for us to see this moment. Well it’s going to happen — with ratings to spare — it would seem.

    That is pretty sensational stuff.

    A woman is also very excited to see that we are closing in on this wonderful day. Huzzah! BTW…do you remember when a 30″ TV was considered HUGE?

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  47. Tyrion Pimpslap
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    The Ravens winning means this will be the year of ‘Game of Thrones’. It is known!

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  48. Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:17 am | Permalink

    Haha. Lots of people whining because of people complaining about the SuperBowl.
    Where’s the “rampant anti-Americanism” or the “ripping of American traditions” or the “country bashing”?
    Some people just don’t like the SuperBowl. Deal with it and stop crying.

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  49. vjott
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    ACVG,

    How long does this “Superbowl” last?

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  50. Tom O' Sevens
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:55 am | Permalink

    Now we may get a Game of Thrones trailer this coming Sunday!

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  51. KG
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 2:09 am | Permalink

    After The Feast,

    I think you mean “European Grass-Diving,” not football lol

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  52. Tyrion Pimpslap
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 2:47 am | Permalink

    vjott,

    It’s not like cricket. The game itself usually lasts about 3 hours, but the long halftime show and the TV timeouts stretch it out to 4+ hours.

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  53. Tyrion Pimpslap
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    KG,

    I love watching a beautiful game of soccer(football), but the level of acting is really quite embarrassing. Players who feign injuries just to delay the game or draw penalties should be penalized more harshly.

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  54. fdgytyrt
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    so… any trailer yet?

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  55. A Man Grown
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 5:21 am | Permalink

    Just add a lamprey and a capon (whatever those are) and drown everything in butter. Then you’re good.

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  56. GerB40
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    If u don’t like ‘murika u can git out!!! Seriously though some countries have sports that other countries don’t like, such is life…. Hurling beats them all though;-)

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  57. GerB40
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    A Man Grown:
    Just add a lamprey and a capon (whatever those are) and drown everything in butter. Then you’re good.

    lampreys are like eels and i think capons are like chickens .. I think capons

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  58. biobi
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    You would think a show like Game of Thrones which is based on American writing and uses a mainly European cast would unite rather than divide people.

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  59. Posted February 4, 2013 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    HAHAHA, well done! I image GRRM approves whole heartedly :D

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  60. axia777
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    Am I the only one here that does not give one shit about football? American or otherwise?

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  61. The Dear Hunter
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Lets put it this way: anyone who is angry at any given sport for any reason needs to be tyrion pimpslapped, and I’m talking post riot slap. You deserve it…

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  62. axia777
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    The Dear Hunter:
    Lets put it this way: anyone who is angry at any given sport for any reason needs to be tyrion pimpslapped, and I’m talking post riot slap. You deserve it…

    Please elaborate. I am not sure if you are talking about sports fans being mad at the game or people who hate sports hating on sports.

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  63. Joe Bowers
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    This is a nice inside joke for all of us that have read the books. To those that haven’t, GRRM like write a 3 page description of every morsel of food every time anyone sits down to eat in his books.

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  64. HMZ
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:24 am | Permalink

    Javi Marcos: Javi Marcos

    More like important to one very important nation.

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  65. The Dear Hunter
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    axia777,

    Both I suppose. To each his own and what not. I don’t particularly like some sports as well, but I don’t see the Internet as the means for me to vent and cram my opinions down the throats of others. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s fine to be mad at a team. No one likes every team because let’s face it, tons of teams are full of hot head assholes, not just in football. So guys, play nice because I don’t go online to listen to a bunch of people act like six year olds and even some six year olds know better.

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  66. Seven Hells Bells
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    Food descriptions are numerous in the books and occasionally tedious but at least it’s better than describing Jon (or Sam) walking across Castle Black again and again and again

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  67. axia777
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    The Dear Hunter,

    I just see why football crap has to every where on the Internet. Every where I go it’s Superbowl crap. Even on a GoT website. LAME LAME LAME LAME.

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  68. vjott
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    Tyrion Pimpslap:
    vjott,

    It’s not like cricket. The game itself usually lasts about 3hours, but the long halftime show and the TV timeouts stretch it out to 4+ hours.

    If it’s test cricket, it can last several days. I thought the Super Bowl was a multi-day affair but I guess it’s over now.

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  69. JonJon
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    KG:
    I’m sick of the rampant anti-Americanism amongst the commentators. So I’m fighting back – fair’s fair, and if you can’t take what you dish out, then maybe you’d better shut your mouths.

    Wait, what? Obviously I’ve missed something…

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  70. UnRobb
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    Javi Marcos,

    Too bad nobody gives a damn what you think.

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  71. AmericanFootballHate
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    I’m an American, and I hate football. It’s boring and dumb IMO, but so is soccer, baseball, cricket, quidditch and NASCAR (Stock car racing wouldn’t be so bad if the courses were complicated like ramps, jumps, obstacles, right turns and they didn’t go as long, but I still wouldn’t watch it because it’s a giant waste of fuel).

    Anyway the point is, GRRM likes football. That comic could be used with many a sports events. We have such feasting events for good fight cards. The dialogue could be changed for myself to “Sonnen is coming” (he’s goina get his ass kicked by Jones but that’s beside the point.)
    The comic is good because the last frame parallels eddard stark sitting the iron throne on the commonly seen GoT poster with GRRM using his weapon of choice Remote.

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  72. Serjeant Grumbles
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    GerB40: lampreys are like eels and i think capons are like chickens .. I think capons

    Lampreys only superficially resemble eels, as they are jawless fish, whereas eels are ray-finned bony fish, like the vast majority of modern fish species. A capon is a castrated rooster.

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  73. Astonished
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    Peace in the Middle East, ya’ll!

    My opinion: GRRM is more older and fat than depicted.

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  74. Tinkle
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    GRRM is Santa Clause, its true i read it on the radio.

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  75. Sven
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    Seriously, people? Are we actually bitching here, too? Seriously, shut up and get fucked before you make the fandom look even worse than they already do.

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