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AxeyFabulous! “Oathkeeper” reviewed

Axey Fabulous

Back for the attack! Your very fatuous FaB–better late than never–is back on HappyCool to review Game of Thrones season 4 episode 4: Oathkeeper!

Clearly I liked the episode, even whilst still being slightly weirded out by it. Got any comments? Leave ’em below or on the YouTube channel. But hurry! Episode 5 hits today!

(I really should try to get these up faster than the day of the next episode…)

63 Comments

  • Good review as always.

    And I can’t believe the site is set to automatically delete comments that contain the names of banned members

  • Crozyr,

    Nice choice! I know the show will almost certainly cut that character but I’m still hoping they don’t. Nimble Dick is awesome.

  • Oh and AxeyFabulous is entertaining and makes good points, but always gets that song stuck in my head (In the Hall of the Mountain King I think it’s called?) This is an issue haha

  • I don’t do video stuffs (cos ppl annoy me) but I actually like this dude he’s crazy xD in the good way.

    Lol at the rubber glove

  • I’ll listen to anyone that can make “book” sound like a surprized chicken. It’s a fun watch FaB, and don’t be too hard on yourself, you’re still ages ahead of Seanzoz with HIS recaps.

  • Grey Ghost:
    I don’t do video stuffs (cos ppl annoy me) but I actually like this dude he’s crazy xD in the good way.

    My idea exactly! (also, if Brooklyn Nine-Nine would want a new character, they have to look no further)

  • I love this Show. uhm, not game of thrones, well apparently yes, but i wasnt meaning.. damn it.. i love axeyfabulous.. from all thos millions (and millions) and millions of review-shows about GoT, i only watch this.. it has the right amount of crazyness..

    oh uhm.. and.. yesterday when i drove through my city i saw a little place called “cafe indigo” – yikeeeees!

  • Alice,

    Is that like the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Tom Riddle mixes up the letters to reveal that he is Lord Voldemort? If so, you are missing an R.

  • Alice,

    No idea. He probably said an inappropriate joke (he always does) but I honestly doubt banning him was justified.

  • jentario,
    Alice,
    Oh, the one that shall not be named is still here…just follow the penis…

    Regarding AxeyFab, I always enjoy these segments. They are a great morning laugh. Loved the “self-bitch-slap” with the gloved hand!

  • Hodor’s Bastard,

    Ok, let’s try to summon him.

    I hate Boardwalk Empire. It’s such a poorly written show. I, for one, am glad that Tim Van Patten never came back to direct more GoT episodes after his appalling work on episodes 1 and 2.

  • Alice,

    It’s more of a Deadwood reference… ;)

    No one should ever be banned, unless there is real spam/malicious activity involved. It’s a stupid, vindictive practice, usually instituted as a knee-jerk reaction to an isolated, highly-exaggerated event. Sometimes, if you sift through the rationale of their “toxic” comments, you may stumble across a subtle truth and valid perspective. Plus, it really is impossible to ban an alias on a public, non-login network….a waste of time.

  • Hodor’s Bastard,
    Deadwood is loved by more than one poster who’s no longer here. But should He Who Shall Not Be Named ever grace us with his presence, I have no doubt people will recognize his style. Feel like hashtagging this whole off topic with: #IamSpartacus. You know.. symbol of freedom and against oppression and all LOL

    And I agree with FaB. Technically if you are a Cubs fan, for example, you can pretty much understand how one can completely ignore the horror you have just witnessed with your own two eyes. Selective memory is also a wonderful tool!

  • Hodor’s Bastard,

    I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Wait, no, I actually can’t tell you. Sorry.

    You know who I am talking about you slimy little slimy!

  • Strider,
    This why we need sub-threads, so we can go off-topic without affecting the general flow. It’s 2014, not 1999!

    jentario,
    If you come on the boards tonight before you watch Ep5, I’m going to spoil it for you!

  • Strider,

    It’s more like He Who Can Not Be Named, honestly. And apparently there is a second banned user whose name isn’t usable, but the system is selective.

  • jentario,

    HAHAH Checked them out, did you?!

    To paraphrase a certain Mr. Sprite: some fly too close to the sun. Daring bastards! I find the Universe is poorer without them.

    And to get back on topic. I like SeanzOz’s stuff, Tar Kidoh. Has to be because he’s Unsullied. Fresh perspective to be honest.

  • I for one, welcome our malevolent Fansided overlords. WinterPhil was too lax, this site was in sore need of some cold hard censorship.

    Ban them. Ban them all!

  • I miss Winter, since he’s left this site has basically become a bunch of posts of people advertising themselves and their own videos, reviews etc.

    Oh well.

  • Hodor’s Bastard,

    YES!! Dorne will NOT be cut. And I hope to see a certain Septa with stretch marks swim in Mother Royne.

    And thanks for the update. I loved Deadwood as well. ;-)

  • Thank you for all the kind words! I’m motivated to hit myself in the face MORE times.

    “I did it… for my art…!”

    And now, to test that name-banning theory…

  • Only because I think Mads is still busy:

    Veltigar:

    Anna Scott: “For June who loved this garden and casting Rygar as Euron from Joseph who always sat beside her.” Some people do spend their whole lives together.

  • jentario:
    There’s nothing to spoil, I have already seen it. You cumsprite!

    I’m hurt. I have disinvited you from my bat mitzvah. May Tycho Nestoris forever pursue and harass you.

  • I find it strange that Gay of Thrones reviews haven’t been mentioned on this site ONCE, yet we have to suffer this…

  • itisknown,

    Yes, they have…several times. Check the Video Recap threads. Bex collects them when she finds them. No bias here. Equal opportunity reviewing and nudity done here, ser. Boobs and penises too.

  • Rygar? Cumsprite? I swear it didn’t work before. Maybe someone noticed the issue

  • *high five* Nice FaB. It’s good to see that you don’t walk in lock-step with the usual reviewers. ;)

  • jentario,

    Admins have deity powers. I tried to respond to your c*sprite msg to me above, but it went to bit bucket.

    I’m hurt by that comment, btw. I have disinvited you from my bat mitzvah. May Tycho Nestoris forever pursue and harass you.

  • Nice stuff, FaB. We haven’t chatted in ages. No spoilers, but I miss you terribly.

  • Aww thanks for the outpouring of support. always support the bottom. Another great review FaB!

  • Cumsprite:
    Nice stuff, FaB. We haven’t chatted in ages. No spoilers, but I miss you terribly.

    I miss you too. I just need to fix the settings on my rifle.

  • itisknown:
    I find it strange that Gay of Thrones reviews haven’t been mentioned on this site ONCE, yet we have to suffer this…

    In Gay of Thrones’ defense, it is funnier than me. And unlike AxeyFab, they actually get guest appearances by GoT personnel. Hashtag humor: AxeyFail

  • Fire And Blood,

    You gifted me with a Pink Floyd video? I have never been so touched! :) You’re my Atom Heart Mother!

    Btw, when Myrcella/Miranda turns 35, I’ve got dibs!

  • Rygar:
    Let’s see if this is legit.

    Penis. Penis. Penis.

    That’s in the books! I’m sure I said it.

  • Fire And Blood,

    Love your stuff as always, FaB. And as to those Rys and Sprites, they can be found having a bowl of brown with the rest of the peeps.