AxeyFabulous! “Oathkeeper” reviewed
By Fire And Blood on in Editorial, Reviews.

Back for the attack! Your very fatuous FaB–better late than never–is back on HappyCool to review Game of Thrones season 4 episode 4: Oathkeeper!

Clearly I liked the episode, even whilst still being slightly weirded out by it. Got any comments? Leave ‘em below or on the YouTube channel. But hurry! Episode 5 hits today!

(I really should try to get these up faster than the day of the next episode…)


63 Comments

  1. Crozyr
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    Nimble Dick!

  2. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    Good review as always.

    And I can’t believe the site is set to automatically delete comments that contain the names of banned members

  3. A Man Grown
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    Crozyr,

    Nice choice! I know the show will almost certainly cut that character but I’m still hoping they don’t. Nimble Dick is awesome.

  4. A Man Grown
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    Oh and AxeyFabulous is entertaining and makes good points, but always gets that song stuck in my head (In the Hall of the Mountain King I think it’s called?) This is an issue haha

  5. Grey Ghost
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    I don’t do video stuffs (cos ppl annoy me) but I actually like this dude he’s crazy xD in the good way.

    Lol at the rubber glove

  6. Tar Kidho
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    I’ll listen to anyone that can make “book” sound like a surprized chicken. It’s a fun watch FaB, and don’t be too hard on yourself, you’re still ages ahead of Seanzoz with HIS recaps.

  7. Tar Kidho
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 8:09 am | Permalink

    Grey Ghost:
    I don’t do video stuffs (cos ppl annoy me) but I actually like this dude he’s crazy xD in the good way.

    My idea exactly! (also, if Brooklyn Nine-Nine would want a new character, they have to look no further)

  8. Roger König
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    I love this Show. uhm, not game of thrones, well apparently yes, but i wasnt meaning.. damn it.. i love axeyfabulous.. from all thos millions (and millions) and millions of review-shows about GoT, i only watch this.. it has the right amount of crazyness..

    oh uhm.. and.. yesterday when i drove through my city i saw a little place called “cafe indigo” – yikeeeees!

  9. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    Alice,

    Is that like the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Tom Riddle mixes up the letters to reveal that he is Lord Voldemort? If so, you are missing an R.

  10. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    Alice,

    No idea. He probably said an inappropriate joke (he always does) but I honestly doubt banning him was justified.

  11. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    jentario,
    Alice,
    Oh, the one that shall not be named is still here…just follow the penis…

    Regarding AxeyFab, I always enjoy these segments. They are a great morning laugh. Loved the “self-bitch-slap” with the gloved hand!

  12. Ashara D
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    Whew! I was wondering where he’d gone. Good to know he’s still lurking somewhere. Always made me laugh like a 10 year old schoolboy.

  13. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Ashara D,

    Yup…there’s a new sheriff in town…

    How is it going, dear Septa? Looking forward to S5?

  14. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    Probably not, since Lemore gets cut. >:)

  15. Alice
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    Ok, let’s try to summon him.

    I hate Boardwalk Empire. It’s such a poorly written show. I, for one, am glad that Tim Van Patten never came back to direct more GoT episodes after his appalling work on episodes 1 and 2.

  16. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Alice,

    He is banned. He will not come :(

  17. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Alice,

    It’s more of a Deadwood reference… ;)

    No one should ever be banned, unless there is real spam/malicious activity involved. It’s a stupid, vindictive practice, usually instituted as a knee-jerk reaction to an isolated, highly-exaggerated event. Sometimes, if you sift through the rationale of their “toxic” comments, you may stumble across a subtle truth and valid perspective. Plus, it really is impossible to ban an alias on a public, non-login network….a waste of time.

  18. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    And apparently we aren’t supposed to talk about him (and potentially all banned users) either. It’s kind of dictatory, don’t you think?

  19. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    jentario,

    Who are we talking about? ;) I thought we were discussing Jorah

  20. Strider
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:32 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,
    Deadwood is loved by more than one poster who’s no longer here. But should He Who Shall Not Be Named ever grace us with his presence, I have no doubt people will recognize his style. Feel like hashtagging this whole off topic with: #IamSpartacus. You know.. symbol of freedom and against oppression and all LOL

    And I agree with FaB. Technically if you are a Cubs fan, for example, you can pretty much understand how one can completely ignore the horror you have just witnessed with your own two eyes. Selective memory is also a wonderful tool!

  21. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Wait, no, I actually can’t tell you. Sorry.

    You know who I am talking about you slimy little slimy!

  22. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    Strider,
    This why we need sub-threads, so we can go off-topic without affecting the general flow. It’s 2014, not 1999!

    jentario,
    If you come on the boards tonight before you watch Ep5, I’m going to spoil it for you!

  23. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:45 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    There’s nothing to spoil, I have already seen it. You cumsprite!

  24. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    No you wont.

  25. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Strider,

    It’s more like He Who Can Not Be Named, honestly. And apparently there is a second banned user whose name isn’t usable, but the system is selective.

  26. Strider
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    jentario,

    HAHAH Checked them out, did you?!

    To paraphrase a certain Mr. Sprite: some fly too close to the sun. Daring bastards! I find the Universe is poorer without them.

    And to get back on topic. I like SeanzOz’s stuff, Tar Kidoh. Has to be because he’s Unsullied. Fresh perspective to be honest.

  27. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    Strider,

    Off topic: Have you seen V for Vendetta?

  28. cosca
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    I for one, welcome our malevolent Fansided overlords. WinterPhil was too lax, this site was in sore need of some cold hard censorship.

    Ban them. Ban them all!

  29. Strider
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    jentario,

    Yes actually! I also saw Spartacus. He was all of them. #IamSpartacus

  30. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    Strider,

    Where can I get me a bowl of brown?

  31. Strider
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    jentario,

    Oh, yay! I know the answer to this one!!! From the Flea Market! #AlwaysSupportTheBottom

    Did I pass?!

  32. King
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    I miss Winter, since he’s left this site has basically become a bunch of posts of people advertising themselves and their own videos, reviews etc.

    Oh well.

  33. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    Strider,

    Shouldn’t there be a net there somewhere?

  34. Ashara D
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    YES!! Dorne will NOT be cut. And I hope to see a certain Septa with stretch marks swim in Mother Royne.

    And thanks for the update. I loved Deadwood as well. ;-)

  35. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    Thank you for all the kind words! I’m motivated to hit myself in the face MORE times.

    “I did it… for my art…!”

    And now, to test that name-banning theory…

  36. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Only because I think Mads is still busy:

    Veltigar:

    Anna Scott: “For June who loved this garden and casting Rygar as Euron from Joseph who always sat beside her.” Some people do spend their whole lives together.

  37. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    Hm. Not yet.

  38. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    jentario:
    There’s nothing to spoil, I have already seen it. You cumsprite!

    I’m hurt. I have disinvited you from my bat mitzvah. May Tycho Nestoris forever pursue and harass you.

  39. itisknown
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    I find it strange that Gay of Thrones reviews haven’t been mentioned on this site ONCE, yet we have to suffer this…

  40. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    itisknown,

    Yes, they have…several times. Check the Video Recap threads. Bex collects them when she finds them. No bias here. Equal opportunity reviewing and nudity done here, ser. Boobs and penises too.

  41. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    Rygar? Cumsprite? I swear it didn’t work before. Maybe someone noticed the issue

  42. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    Let’s try just Rygar

  43. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    So far no success in my tests. Let’s try Garry in a quote

    Rygar

  44. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

    Fire And Blood,

    How did you do that, FaB? I have been trying to write Garry in a hundred different ways

  45. cosca
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    Rygar

  46. Ros' Merkin
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    *high five* Nice FaB. It’s good to see that you don’t walk in lock-step with the usual reviewers. ;)

  47. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    jentario,

    Admins have deity powers. I tried to respond to your c*sprite msg to me above, but it went to bit bucket.

    I’m hurt by that comment, btw. I have disinvited you from my bat mitzvah. May Tycho Nestoris forever pursue and harass you.

  48. jentario
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard,

    Sorry bout that. It was one of a series of tests I did using different banned usernames. That was the one that worked

  49. Cumsprite
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    Nice stuff, FaB. We haven’t chatted in ages. No spoilers, but I miss you terribly.

  50. Rygar
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    Aww thanks for the outpouring of support. always support the bottom. Another great review FaB!

  51. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    Hodor’s Bastard:
    jentario,

    Admins have deity powers.

    Just another cog in the machine. Part 2.

    But if you say Rygar’s penis three times in the mirror, it comes to kill you.

  52. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    Cumsprite:
    Nice stuff, FaB. We haven’t chatted in ages. No spoilers, but I miss you terribly.

    I miss you too. I just need to fix the settings on my rifle.

  53. Fire And Blood
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    itisknown:
    I find it strange that Gay of Thrones reviews haven’t been mentioned on this site ONCE, yet we have to suffer this…

    In Gay of Thrones’ defense, it is funnier than me. And unlike AxeyFab, they actually get guest appearances by GoT personnel. Hashtag humor: AxeyFail

  54. Rygar
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    You really need to bring Mr Axechucker back to life….

  55. Hodor's Bastard
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Fire And Blood,

    You gifted me with a Pink Floyd video? I have never been so touched! :) You’re my Atom Heart Mother!

    Btw, when Myrcella/Miranda turns 35, I’ve got dibs!

  56. Rygar
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    Let’s see if this is legit.

    Penis. Penis. Penis.

  57. Strider
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    Fire And Blood,

    I’m speechless. And I’m never speechless when I have champagne. Thank you.

    #Fire&Blood

  58. Gatehouse Ami
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    Rygar:
    Let’s see if this is legit.

    Penis. Penis. Penis.

    That’s in the books! I’m sure I said it.

  59. Ours is the Fury
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    It’s so weird, I suddenly felt irresistibly drawn to this post.

  60. Rygar
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    Ours is the Fury:
    It’s so weird, I suddenly felt irresistibly drawn to this post.

    Thank you. From the bottom of my sack. ;)

  61. Maester Victor
    Posted May 4, 2014 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    I LOVE this!

  62. jentario
    Posted May 5, 2014 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    I have no idea what happened, but I think I like it.

  63. Jen@House Stark
    Posted May 5, 2014 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    Fire And Blood,

    Love your stuff as always, FaB. And as to those Rys and Sprites, they can be found having a bowl of brown with the rest of the peeps.


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