Oz of Thrones: Hola from your Unsullied leader, Grey Oz Worm, coming to you from an undisclosed location where there are many bikini-clad women, shirtless men, plentiful adult beverages, and hopefully some epic music from a plethora of bands (ten points to whomever can guess my locale). In fact, as you read this, I am probably standing in the middle of a bunch of twenty-somethings jumping up and down and raging, or whatever they call it. They likely think that I am too old for this shit, which is probably accurate. But I would submit to you that no one else where I am has a walking cane that doubles as a beer holder, and that comes in handy.
The Theon Rule: Please make note that the Theon rule is in effect for this post. If you are unaware of this rule, it simply states that no one, not even myself, can speak his name the rest of the post or in the comment section. Doing so will demerit you ten points. On Monday’s Newbie Recap, WiC contributor Ours is the Fury had to step in and squash some spoilers as well as some speculation that could lead to spoilers. Let’s not do that to him this weekend.
Instead let’s try and put this situation with aforementioned character to bed for a bit: The Sullied know what happens in the end. The Unsullied have no clue. A lot of viewers-only may have a theory on who is torturing said character based on visual and spoken clues. Some may not, and there is a fine line between spoilers and speculation that could lead to spoilers. With that being said, let’s not beat the dead kracken anymore and instead hope for resolution, which is likely the only thing that will stop the _______ theories. If you feel the uncontrollable urge to talk about Minus Penis, then answer this question……
Why do I feel sorry for Jaime and all that he has endured this season, and I have little to no remorse for that other tortured guy whose name I mustn’t speak? And does anyone else share the same sentiments or am I just a heartless Jon Snow?
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