We’ve got some random odds and ends for you ahead of tonight’s new episode of Game of Thrones, “The Door.” First, let’s take a look at some of the artwork created by Robert Ball. Ball has been creating images based on the deaths on the show since its beginning. Let’s see what he’s done this year so far. First, an image based on the premiere, “The Red Woman.”
That’s probably a cooler image than those scenes in Dorne deserve.
“Poisoned by our enemies.” That struck me as a lame excuse—we’ll see if it comes back to bit Ramsay.
Here we go. I think Alliser Thorne’s death scene was the first great one of Season 6, and Ball captured it vividly.
Naturally, the latest Beautiful Death image memorializes Daenerys’ massacre of the Dothraki khals. If this season continues to be as bloody as it’s been, Ball should have plenty of material to work with. To see to rest of the images Ball has made, head here.
Next up, Vanity Fair has the inside scoop on Storm of Kings XXX, a new pornography series that, while not the first porn parody based on Game of Thrones, sounds like the most ambitious. Luxembourg-based adult film studio Brazzers has already made several episodes of Storm of Kings XXX. They’re about 35 to 40 minutes each, and 8 to 10 minutes of those minutes are devoted to story, a rare occurrence in the industry. There are also battle sequences and at least one dragon.
Storm of Kings XXX is first and foremost pornography, but writer and producer Dick Bush (real name) is a fan of Game of Thrones, and is using the production to play out some scenarios he wishes the HBO show would get to. “After about the second season, I was all, ‘O.K., it’s going to be Daenerys on the throne with Jon Snow,’” he said. “Everyone’s been waiting for Daenerys to attack Westeros with her dragons and massive armies, but, it just never bloody happens. So that’s what I’m hoping will eventually happen: a battle with dragons against all of the utter wankers.”
Elsewhere, YouTube channel Shahan Reviews has edited the Tower of Joy fight scene from “Oathbreaker” to make it seem like a Sergio Leone Western, completely with a score by Ennio Morricone. It can’t be embedded, but is well worth a watch.
— Winter is Coming (@WiCnet) May 22, 2016