Game of Thrones Screencap Recap: “The Long Night”
Greetings and warmest regards from Winterfell, where the living just survived an attack from the Night King and the army of the dead. How did it all go down? Well, I’m glad you asked, because we’ve got a screencap recap that covers all the important things that happened in “The Long Night.”
We start our journey with Sam, who probably wishes he was in the crypts right about now.
“Yes, you should have stayed in the crypts.”
“Hey Bran, can you look into the future and see if I’m going to survive this fight?” – Alys Karstark
“Sorry boys, I’m not much of a fighter.”
“You literally say that before every fight. It’s getting kind of old.”
“Don’t worry baby bird, momma’s got you.”
“And momma’s got you too, Ser Sexy.”
“Hey, I heard that.”
“Get out of the way, do you know who I am? I get front row access.”
“Cleganebowl get hype?”
“Oh for f**k’s sake, Sam. You should be in the crypts.”
“You think there’s still time to get there?”
“LOL no, you’re probably going to die like the rest of us.”
“Hey look, I’m on the front lines! Jorah…hey, hey, Jorah, I’m right here, beside you.”
“So, we’re related and I have a claim to the throne…wanna talk now?”
“WTF? Is that Gandalf?”
“Gandalf?”
“No, I’m sexier and I have a tendency to burn little girls.”
“Not-Gandalf, please bless us before we fight.”
“Wanna see a magic trick?
“Sure, I’ll just cut you in half if I’m not entertained.”
“Abra Cafirebra!”
“I’M ENTERTAINED!”
“WE’RE ENTERTAINED!”
“Gandalf can kiss my 400-year-old ass.”
“I owe you an execution.”
“I’ll be dead by breakfast. Just chill.”
“Hey, did you put leeches on my boyfriend?”
“Wait, your boyfriend? Wow, I need to catch up on season 8.”
“CHARGE! WE’RE GONNA WIN!”
“YEAH, WE HAVE A HUGE DIREWOLF WHAT COULD GO WRO…”
“…OH GODS, I INSTANTLY REGRET MY DECISION!”
“Oooh, the lights are pretty.”
“Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.”
Is it dark in here or is it just me? It’s dark in here.