Let’s dreamcast a Harry Potter television reboot on HBO Max

376506 01: Warner Bros. Pictures announced August 21, 2000 that the young actor Daniel Radcliffe, center, has been named as the young actor who will play Harry Potter, in the upcoming film adaptation of the popular books by J.K. Rowling. Newcomers Rupert Grint, right, and Emma Watson will be taking on the roles of Ron and Hermione, Harry's best friends at Hogwarts. (Courtesy of Warner Bros./Newsmakers)
376506 01: Warner Bros. Pictures announced August 21, 2000 that the young actor Daniel Radcliffe, center, has been named as the young actor who will play Harry Potter, in the upcoming film adaptation of the popular books by J.K. Rowling. Newcomers Rupert Grint, right, and Emma Watson will be taking on the roles of Ron and Hermione, Harry's best friends at Hogwarts. (Courtesy of Warner Bros./Newsmakers) /
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA – JULY 25: Actors Mark Addy speaks onstage at the “Atlantis” panel discussion during the BBC America portion of the 2013 Summer Television Critics Association tour – Day 2 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 25, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – JULY 25: Actors Mark Addy speaks onstage at the “Atlantis” panel discussion during the BBC America portion of the 2013 Summer Television Critics Association tour – Day 2 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 25, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) /

Mark Addy as Vernon Dursley

Who to cast as Harry’s wretched adopted families? Game of Thrones veteran Mark Addy would make a good Vernon. As King Robert Baratheon, he was brash, rude and haughty. Plus he’s physically imposing. What more do you need?

DINARD, FRANCE – OCTOBER 01: Kate Dickie poses during 27th Dinard British Film Festival on October 1, 2016 in Dinard, France. (Photo by Sylvain Lefevre/Getty Images)
DINARD, FRANCE – OCTOBER 01: Kate Dickie poses during 27th Dinard British Film Festival on October 1, 2016 in Dinard, France. (Photo by Sylvain Lefevre/Getty Images) /

Kate Dickie as Petunia Dursley

Sticking with Game of Thrones cast members, Kate Dickie would be perfect as Petunia Dursley. As Lysa Arryn, she was stuck up, unhinged, and coddled her spoiled son way past the point of comfort. She’d have to tone it down a bit for Harry Potter, but the pieces are all there.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – OCTOBER 07: Actor Jeremy Ray Taylor attends the premiere of Nickelodeon’s “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” at 2019 Beyond Fest at the Egyptian Theatre on October 07, 2019 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – OCTOBER 07: Actor Jeremy Ray Taylor attends the premiere of Nickelodeon’s “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” at 2019 Beyond Fest at the Egyptian Theatre on October 07, 2019 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) /

Jeremy Ray Taylor as Dudley Dursley

Jeremy Ray Taylor played young Ben Hanscom in the IT movies, and while he his character was very sweet there, but playing some as vile as Harry’s bully of an older brother would give him a chance to explore new territory as an actor. Also, of the three Dursleys, Dudley has the biggest arc and becomes something approaching a decent person by the end, so he could get back to that sweetness eventually.