Succession, Batman and even Friends get sigils in honor of House of the Dragon

Image: Succession/HBO
Image: Succession/HBO

Warner Bros. Discovery celebrates the premiere of House of the Dragon by making Game of Thrones-style sigils for Succession, Batman, Friends, and more.

Warner Bros. Discovery wants to remind you of a few things: 1) There’s a Game of Thrones prequel coming out tonight and you should watch it; 2) It has a huge variety of content under its umbrella, and; 3) It is definitely not on fire. To that end, if celebrity chef Guy Fieri had a house sigil — think the direwolf of the Starks or the dragon of the Targaryens — here’s what it would look like:

Warner Bros. Discovery (which I’m just gonna call WBD from now on) has been doing this for a lot of the franchises it owns. Sometimes it makes sense, like when they gave a sigil to the embattled Roy family from Succession:

Succession is basically modern-day Game of Thrones anyway. We can see Bruce Wayne’s uber-rich family having a crest, too:

On the other end of the scale, what do you do if want to make a sigil out of the sitcom Friends?

So Central Perk is the coffee place they all hang out in, and if I’m not mistaken that’s the smelly cat from Phoebe’s “Smelly Cat” song in the center there.

Back on the more reasonable side of things, here’s what it would look like if Harry Potter decided to make a family crest:

And this one’s a big reach:

You’ll get to know new houses like the Hightowers and the Velaryons in House of the Dragon, which premieres tonight on HBO and HBO Max at 8:00 p.m. CST.

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