Warner Bros. Discovery celebrates the premiere of House of the Dragon by making Game of Thrones-style sigils for Succession, Batman, Friends, and more.
Warner Bros. Discovery wants to remind you of a few things: 1) There’s a Game of Thrones prequel coming out tonight and you should watch it; 2) It has a huge variety of content under its umbrella, and; 3) It is definitely not on fire. To that end, if celebrity chef Guy Fieri had a house sigil — think the direwolf of the Starks or the dragon of the Targaryens — here’s what it would look like:
Join House Fieri as we raise our banner to celebrate the premiere of House of the Dragon!!
— Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) August 21, 2022
Streaming Tonight at 9PM on @hbomax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/EZ44Cs5J9u
Warner Bros. Discovery (which I’m just gonna call WBD from now on) has been doing this for a lot of the franchises it owns. Sometimes it makes sense, like when they gave a sigil to the embattled Roy family from Succession:
Are you part of House Roy or not?
— Succession (@succession) August 21, 2022
House of the Dragon is streaming tonight at 9PM on @HBOMax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/vs0xJ3goBn
Succession is basically modern-day Game of Thrones anyway. We can see Bruce Wayne’s uber-rich family having a crest, too:
Join House Wayne as we raise our banner to celebrate the premiere of House of the Dragon.
— Batman (@Batman) August 21, 2022
Streaming tonight at 9PM on @HBOMax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/NXhLhj11rf
On the other end of the scale, what do you do if want to make a sigil out of the sitcom Friends?
Join House Perk as we raise our banner to celebrate the premiere of House of the Dragon. Streaming tonight at 9PM on @HBOMax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/GHK6GQRtNE
— FRIENDS (@FriendsTV) August 21, 2022
So Central Perk is the coffee place they all hang out in, and if I’m not mistaken that’s the smelly cat from Phoebe’s “Smelly Cat” song in the center there.
Back on the more reasonable side of things, here’s what it would look like if Harry Potter decided to make a family crest:
Join us as we raise our House Potter banner to celebrate the premiere of House of the Dragon.
— Harry Potter (@harrypotter) August 21, 2022
Streaming tonight at 9PM on @HBOMax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/G6xMrGWgIz
And this one’s a big reach:
Join House Shark as we raise our banner to celebrate the premiere of House of the Dragon.
— Shark Week (@SharkWeek) August 21, 2022
Streaming Tonight at 9PM on @HBOMax. #HOTD pic.twitter.com/ouuqgsPFX1
You’ll get to know new houses like the Hightowers and the Velaryons in House of the Dragon, which premieres tonight on HBO and HBO Max at 8:00 p.m. CST.
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