Wanna know what happens in Game of Thrones season 7? Try this spoiler generator!

When it comes to Game of Thrones spoilers, the fanbase walks a fine line between love and hate. The predominate thought is that as long as fans who don’t want to see the spoilers can avoid them, they’re fine. But what about fake spoilers, or ones made up purely for fun? Would you look at them then?

This site randomly generates hilarious spoilers for both Game of Thrones season 7 and the as yet unpublished book, The Winds of Winter. Just follow that link, hit the “Tin Your Foil” button, and watch the hilarity. An example: “Ghost will plot to steal Lyanna’s wedding dress from The Night’s King.” HBO should’ve had Quigly the wolf sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Here are a few of my favorites:

"Lady Stoneheart is revealed to be the illegitimate child of Rhaegar’s secret third son.Podrick Payne and Brienne of Tarth will get married against their better judgment.Arya will dance with evil incarnate, after stealing the former lover of Tommen’s face.Daenerys is actually Syrio Forel.Sansa will rally the Bay of Dragons in the war against no one in particular.Bran will warg into a fat maester to murder Jaime.Sam’s sister is actually your mother."

If Daenerys turns out to be Syrio Forel, that would be the greatest gift George R.R. Martin and company could give the internet. And as for Pod and Brienne getting married…well, at least a couple people think it could happen.

But enough about us. What are some of the hilarious and goofy results you got from the Game of Thrones spoiler generator? Show ’em off in the comments.