George R.R. Martin the standup comedian, GoT vulgarity supercut, and other funnies

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If you’re at all familiar with George R.R. Martin’s work on A Song of Ice and Fire, you know he likes to murder people. Well, fictional characters. But just because he likes butchering our favorites doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a funny side. Seth Meyers explored that on a recent episode of his show where he and his writers imagined how Martin would do as a standup comedian. Let’s watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5g5iR4GvNc&feature=youtu.be&t=35s

“How does Littlefinger fire a prostitute?  HO-DOOR! Ho, you gotta get to the door.” He’s here all night.

Speaking of Hodor, Firefly star and all-around nerd darling Nathan Fillion filmed a pretty slick “Hold the Door” joke with actor Kristian Nairn himself, and then uploaded it to his Instagram for all to see.

Honestly, my tolerance for “Hold the Door” jokes wore thin the week after that episode aired, but when a nerd icon like Nathan Fillion gets on it, I can make an exception.

Finally, someone compiled all the F-bombs in Game of Thrones into one video so you wouldn’t have to. Oh, come on, you know you needed this in your life. Do I even need to warn you this is NSFW?

I expected the Hound and Shae to drop that many F-bombs that much, but by the Seven, Tyrion, I expected better of you. And I am still in tears laughing at Edd’s prolonged “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu” from “Hardhome” after the Night King’s wights dropped off the cliff.

Who dropped the most f-bombs? I get the idea it’s Bronn.