Valar Morghulis: Who’s most likely to die in “Dragonstone”?
By Corey Smith
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When you shoot a giant with a crossbow, what do you think is going to happen? We wouldn’t be surprised if any of these people kick it.
11. Benjen Stark: 35%. Did we already use the joke about someone already being dead? Yes? In Benjen’s case, his odds of dying are higher than many others because he’s already north of the Wall without allies in the midst of White Walkers and wights. Sounds promising.
12.Randyll Tarly: 35%. Randyll Tarly, aka Dad of the Year, is a seasoned warrior loyal to House Tyrell. With House Tyrell firmly in the Lannister’s crosshairs, his odds of death are relatively high.
13. Bronn: 35%. Bronn has risen high in the service of House Lannister. With the Lannisters on the offensive in season 7, Bronn will be right in the thick of things, right where the danger is greatest.
14. Littlefinger: 30%. At some point, Littlefinger has to overplay his hand, right? He’s got a lot of balls in the air, and we believe he’ll drop one at some point. And when he does, his enemies will be waiting.
15. Euron Greyjoy: 30%. We get that Euron’s crazy, but sailing his fleet right into Dany’s armada doesn’t seem like a smart move for someone who wants to live a long life. Still, our guess is Euron has a trick or two up his sleeve. He’s not done causing trouble quite yet.
16. Qyburn: 28%. Qyburn’s downfall seems tied to Cersei’s, but with Varys returning to Westeros, he should be looking over his shoulder for those little birds.
17. Jorah Mormont: 27%. Our guess is that Jorah somehow finds that greyscale cure Dany ordered him to look into, but we can’t fully rule out him succumbing to his disease.
18. Dickon Tarly: 25%. Dickon will likely fight side by side with his father in whatever conflict House Tarly finds itself in, but since he’s less of a jackwagon than his father, he’s chances of survival are higher.
19. Beric Dondarrion: 25%. Living the life of an outlaw is fraught with danger, but our guess is Beric survives much deeper into the season.
20. Thoros of Myr: 25%. Much like Beric, Thoros life is constantly in danger, but we suspect these fallen priest still has a part to play.