Valar Morghulis: Who’s most likely to die in “The Queen’s Justice”?
By Corey Smith
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You had, like, three scenes in season 1. Why did you pick a fight with the Kingslayer? These are the characters we think most likely to die in Season 7. We hope they all have their affairs in order.
1. The Mountain: 100%. We’re keeping the Mountain at the top of the list so we’re sure we get one right. After all, he’s already dead.
2. Septa Unella: 75%. Last week saw Euron Greyjoy capture Ellaria and Tyene Sand, as well as his niece Yara Greyjoy. That means the dungeons of King’s Landing are going to be really crowded. And that Cersei will have new toys to play with. Neither is good for Unella, assuming she’s still alive.
3. Tyene Sand: 75%. Tyene is the only Sand Snake still alive, so she gets an entry all to herself. The bad news is she’s probably not long for this world. Sorry-not-sorry, Tyene.
4. Ellaria Sand: 75%. Euron captured Ellaria rather than kill her, but that doesn’t she’s safe. Euron will be taking Ellaria to Cersei, and we all know how kind and forgiving Cersei is.
5. Yara Greyjoy: 50%. Yara has slightly better odds of survival than Tyene or Ellaria, but Euron did want to murder her the last time he saw her. But he’s unpredictable, hence her 50/50 odds.
6. Theon Grejoy: 40%. Unless Gendry rows by, Theon might end up like poor Jack Dawson. Although it’d be a shame to lose him before we see him reckon with his shame.
7. Jorah Mormont: 35%. Every time we see Jorah, things are looking worse. Sam peeled off all his skin last week, so what’s next?
8. Grey Worm: 35%. Grey Worm has found happiness with Missandei. And now he’s headed off to storm Casterly Rock. Putting those two things together, we’re guessing something bad happens to Grey Worm this week.
9. Melisandre: 35%. Jon Snow and Davos are headed to Dragonstone, and Davos vowed to kill Melisandre should he ever see her again.