Valar Morghulis: Who’s most likely to die in “The Queen’s Justice”?
By Corey Smith
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When you shoot a giant with a crossbow, what do you think is going to happen? We wouldn’t be surprised if any of these people kick it.
10. Benjen Stark: 35%. Hopefully we don’t have to wait five seasons to see Uncle Benjen again. There’s only one season left you say? Okay, well, then things aren’t looking too hot for this already-dead warrior dedicated to taking on a vast army of ice zombies with no backup.
11. Randyll Tarly: 35%. Jaime Lannister courted Lord Tarly hard, and if he flips on Olenna, we expect it him to be on the front lines of the battle against Daenerys. The Tarly motto is, after all, “First in Battle.”
12. Bronn: 35%. Bronn hasn’t shown up yet, but when he does, the soldier of fortune will be right in the thick of things. Where people die.
13. Littlefinger: 35%. Littlefinger’s odds rise slightly this week, because he seems to quickly be wearing out his welcome with everyone. One word from Sansa, and Brienne will cut Littlefinger in half.
14. Qyburn: 28%. The former maester has risen to become Hand of the Queen to Cersei, but something tells us some of Qyburn’s little birds are still loyal to their former master, Varys.
15. Dickon Tarly: 25%. Dickon isn’t quite the jack wagon his father Randyll is, but he’s still a fighter, and should Randyll join with Jaime, Dickon will be in just as much danger of becoming dragon food as anyone else.
16. Dolorous Edd: 25%. Will Dolourous Edd be the last Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch? With the undead army on the way, the end could come for him at any moment.
17. Beric Dondarrion: 25%. There sure are a lot of already-dead people on this list. Anyway, Beric and crew are headed straight to the far north, the most dangerous place in Westeros.
18. Thoros of Myr: 25%. Thoros hasn’t died, but he’s in the same dangerous boat as Beric.
19. Edmure Tully: 25%. We’re going to see Edmure again, right? He’s not going to pass away offscreen like his uncle Brynden right?
