Valar Morghulis: Who’s most likely to die in “The Queen’s Justice”?
By Corey Smith
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We would stake our life that these characters make it through “The Queen’s Justice.”
31. Jon Snow: 10%. Jon has departed Winterfell for Dragonstone. Unless Melisandre gets the urge to show everyone her party trick, he should be safe.
32. Varys: 10%. Varys jumps up the list this week on account of him apparently being on Dany’s s*** list, but isn’t in any immediate danger that we know of.
33. Yohn Royce: 10%. With Littlefinger as your boss, you’re never truly safe. But at least there are no armies for him to content with at the moment.
33. Davos Seaworth: 10%. Davos seems safe, but if he flies into a rage when (and if) he sees Melisandre, who knows what might happen?
34. Missandei: 10%. Characters who find love aren’t usually long for Westeros, but unlike Grey Worm, Missandei is still under Dany’s protection on Dragonstone.
35. Ghost: 9%. A scene with Ghost was deleted from last week’s episode, and if you’re not in an episode, you can’t be killed.
36. Samwell Tarly: 8%. Unless Sam catches greyscale, he’s safe for now.
37. Gilly (And little Sam): 8%. Same goes for Gilly and Little Sam. Just don’t bring any communicable diseases home with you, Sam.
38. Lyanna Mormont: 6%. Lyanna didn’t seem happy with Jon leaving Winterfell, but until the war with the undead kicks into high gear, she should be fine.
39. Cersei Lannister: 5%. Euron struck a major blow against Dany’s allies last week, and it should lead to escalation. Cersei should be safe this week as she plays with the toys Euron brings her. And by toys, we mean people.
40. Jaime Lannister: 5%. Jaime and Cersei are gearing up for war against the Mother of Dragons, which could be very dangerous for Ser Jaime. Unless he brings that giant crossbow with him.
41. Arya Stark: 2%. Arya is headed to Winterfell! Arya is headed to Winterfell! No way she dies before the show explores whatever feelings arise from that.
42. Sansa Stark: 1%. Jon left Sansa in charge of the North while he’s, and while she might not make all the right decisions, she’ll remain safe.
43. Tyrion Lannister: 1%. Tyrion is having to reign in Dany more and more, but is in little danger on Dragonstone.
44. Bran Stark: 1%. If Bran and Arya show up at Winterfell at the same time, our hearts will be full. And either way, Bran is safe south of the Wall for the moment.
45. Daenerys Targaryen: 1%. With her fleet eliminated, Dany could take more risks, but we don’t think she’s in mortal danger yet.
46. The Night King: 1%. The Night King is surrounded by an army of undead, and is unopposed north of the Wall. The Night King is safe until someone comes at him, bro.
47. Archmaester Ebrose: 1%. Ebrose hasn’t been super helpful to Sam so far this season, but the Citadel is still among the safest places in the Seven Kingdoms.
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