Valar Morghulis: Who’s most likely to die in “Eastwatch”?

20-31. Tywin-Lannister-sitting-on-the-toilet surprised

It was surprising, but the way he treated his family had to come back and bite him sooner or later. If these characters died in “The Spoils of War” we’d raise an eyebrow.

20. Yohn Royce: 25%. Ensconced at Winterfell with the Starks, Royce seems safe, but he and Littlefinger aren’t on good terms, and it doesn’t pay to underestimate Littlefinger.

21. Thoros of Myr: 24%. We aren’t sure if Thoros and the rest of the Brotherhood Without Banners have made it to Eastwatch yet, but we know they’re going there, and we know the army of the dead is marching that way.

22. Beric Dondarrion: 23%. Another dead person on the list, but one destined for other things before he dies. Again.

23. Theon Greyjoy: 22%. Theon made it back to Dragonstone and now seems intent on rescuing Yara. While that sounds dangerous in the long term, for now he’s safe.

24. The Hound: 20%. Like the rest of the Brotherhood, the Hound is in danger if he’s headed for Eastwatch. But he’s less disposable than characters like Thoros and Beric, so his chances of survival are higher

25. Missandei: 18% Could we have it backwards? Could it be that Missandei is the one in trouble and not Grey Worm?

26. Podrick Payne: 16%. How many beatings can Pod take before Brienne rings his bell a little too hard?

27. Brienne of Tarth: 15%. Brienne came close to catching a knife to the throat last week, but Arya is actually on her side. So she’s safe.

28. Melisandre: 14%. Melisandre planned to head to Essos, and because she believes she’ll die in Westeros, should feel secure for now.

29. Ghost: 13%. When you don’t see someone after a year, you can declare them legally dead. And we haven’t see Ghost since Jon’s resurrection.

30. Euron Greyjoy: 12%. Euron is sailing around Westeros wreaking havoc, and that doesn’t seem likely to end anytime soon.

31. Meera Reed: 11%. Meera Reed is headed back to her home in the Neck. Seems safe enough.