Game of Thrones Screencap Recap: Episode 801, “Winterfell”

Sam just found out that Daenerys burned his dad (yay!) and his brother (boo!). He’s a powderkeg of feelings. Time to vent to someone. “110010110101011100…” God, not this kid again. Better find Jon.

“I was totally not sneaking up on you while you were having a private moment with the statue that represents the guy you think is your dad.”

“F*ck it, gimmie a hug, Sam!”

“Okay, so you know how your whole life you were treated like sh*t by Catelyn because Lord Eddard told everyone he was your father and you were his bastard? Well, you’re actually Aegon Targaryen and the rightful ruler of Westeros. Okay, I gotta go, I think I hear Baby Sam crying and you know how Gilly gets when she thinks I’m not helping with the baby, byeeeeeeee.”

Hey look, it’s Last Hearth. I wonder what kind of welcome we’ll get here…

…oh, that’s a shame.

Edd and the Night’s Watch also made it to Last Hearth, where they run into Beric, Tormund and some wildlings from Eastwatch.

Edd, dour as ever, must have heard that the White Walkers had breached Wall and fled Castle Black in time.

“Well, there’s Ned Umber, and this is probably the most f*cked up thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Yeah, I don’t think it could get any worse than this.”

“WANNA BET!”

“OH GODS KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!”

Meanwhile, a mysterious hooded figure enters Winterfell.

It’s Jaime Lannister. Mystery solved.

“What the actual f*ck?”

“1010101000010111100101”

“Stop it.”

“101010101000101111010101010100110101011011.”

MAESTER WOLKAN, GET BRAN BACK INSIDE NOW!

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