Screencap Recap: “The Last of the Starks”

“Welp, this is the worst game of Risk in history. We might as well be Irkutsk.”

“Clearly, if we were playing Risk, I’d be Europe and you’d be Greenland. Get Rekt.”

“Nah, you’re Ural so accept it, foreign invader.”

“LOL good one. NERDS!”

“You may have saved all of humanity, but I will bend you over my knee and give you a good spanking.”

“Jon, we need to talk…”

“Your girlfriend called mom’s pease porridge dry…DRY!”

“She was never my mom.”

“I’m not a Stark or Snow…or even a Jon.”

“Dafuq?”

“You tell them, Bran. I can’t.”

“First, you ALL have to swear to tell no one…erm, sorry Arya. Okay, none of you can tell anyone else what Bran is about to tell you. Okay, hittem, ‘lil bro.

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“And I say again: Dafaq?”