“Varys, I want you to know it was me…no, that sounded much better when Olenna said it. Oh well, how about one last cock joke for old time’s sake?”
“No, I’m good. Enjoy your moral high ground when she burns it out from under you tomorrow.”
“Lord Varys, meet Drogon. He’s hungry.”
“He has a special hankering for roasted eunuch.”
My not-girlfriend is executing a disobedient subordinate. Been there.
God, his burning flesh smells…weirdly good. God, am I hungry.
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“Dany can we…why you mean-mugging me, bro?”
The Unsullied are so weird.
“You were just about to ask if we could have sex?”
“Well…umm…I mean…sure I guess…”
“…nope nope nope you’re my aunt. This is gross. I need a bath.”
“King’s Landing is so going to regret this.”
“Wut?”
“Don’t worry your pretty little head over it nephew, aunty Dany will make it all better.”
“Your brother Jaime left Brienne at Winterfell and I don’t approve of dick moves.”
“Dick move me again, and I’ll burn every man, woman and child in King’s Landing alive.”
“I feel like there’s a pattern starting to form here.”