“The last time I saw people this anxious to get inside the Red Keep it was Black Friday.”
“I don’t know but I been told, our Company is mighty Gold.”
“Well boys, I’ve never been much of a fighter…”
“Davos, I swear to all the old gods and the new if you finish that sentence I’ll feed you to Drogon myself.”
“Guys! GUYS! Let me in! Clearly, I’m Jaime Lannister!”
And no one noticed me. I’m the saddest lion that ever lived.
“That’s right, I’m Harry Strickland and I look goddam dashing on this white horse.”
“Wait, what’s that sound?”
“I should have stayed in Essos…”
“SURPRISE MOTHERF**KERS!”
“Come to Westeros, they said. Earn a fortune, they said.”
“Wait a second, how in the f**k did her Dothraki multiply so fast? OH, GOD I’M GOING TO DIE AND I ONLY HAD LIKE 30 SECONDS OF SCREENTIME!”
Pray for Harry.