The Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser ScreenCap Breakdown
By Ani Bundel
7. Tyrion Lannister
Did you all freak out for a moment Tyrion was the big death this coming season? I’m 100% certain that was deliberate. You can thank the production later for making you panic.
Now, I’m not saying there isn’t a chance Tyrion might be the one to die this coming Season. In fact, I’m going to go on record now and say quite a few characters we know and love will probably be deceased by the end of ten hours of Game of Thrones in 2016. Which ones? Well, that I’m not so sure about. But that’s kind of the point isn’t it? It was striking to me last season when those TV recappers who had not read the books to a man would say “No one is safe…except Jon Snow and Dany.”
No. Incorrect. NO ONE IS SAFE.
There. Fixed That For You.
8. The Cast of Game of Thrones
No one is safe, and we must never forget that. Tyrion could be next, but he’s not the only one. The Hall of Faces has nothing but the Dead. Let’s roll call, left to right.
Sansa, Tyrion, Daenerys, Cersei, Arya…I’m not sure who that last one is…
Winter is coming, and the dead with it. They are going to come over the Wall, in an avalanche of blue-eyed zombies. They are going to lay waste to Westeros. Forget the game of thrones. It’s bupkis. Someone found it in a crackerjack box, and has been using it to distract everyone from the real threat that’s been lying dormant to the North of that Wall for so long that those who guard the Wall’s turrets no longer even know what they guard against.
And when they do, those who are not playing the right game will be taken. Game over man. Game over.